I Am a Surfer Hippie. But I Live in Fresno...
Lets see how you Label me!
--Goth--
Do you wear black eyeliner?: Yes. When I wanna be all dressed up.
Is most of your clothing black?: No. Precious little is black.
Do you think about death often?: No. As of late yes, but thats not my usual MO
Do you want to die?: Not right now. I would prefer not to live forever, that would be boring!
Are you a social outcast?: No. I like people, and I try to keep the feelings mutual.
Are you pale?: Yes. But I'm Irish.
Do you like Hot Topic?: No. I think its conformity in a WAY TOO CRAMPED little store.
Do you enjoy Tim Burton's Movies?: Yes. A whole lot!
Are you nice?: Yes. I try to be.
Are you fond of a fair complexion?: No. I envy people with tans.
Total YES: 4
--Skater Punk--
Can you skateboard?: Yes. It gets me from here to there pretty well.
Do you wear Vans?: Yes. They are comfy little suckers.
Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?: ...Drunken board games=Stupid?
Have you gotten in trouble with the PIGS: You mean the fuzz? No.
Do you listen to punk bands: Not the ones that are popular right now.
Do you have any piercings?: Yes. Ears for now, nose after the wedding.
Do you like/wear mohawks?: Eh...Eric's got a cute mohawk-y hairdo.
Do you wear Band t-shirts: No. Not really. I'm in the market for a Journey tee shirt though.
Have you called someone a poser?: Yes. But only half a point because its been a long time.
Do you think punk rock is awsome?: Eh. I used to.
Total YES: 5.5
--Prep--
Do you say the word "like": Yes. Its a statewide habit.
Do you shop at Abercrombie and Fitch?: No. They suck balls.
Are the A&F models hot?: No, They suck balls.
Do you pop the collar?: Only when Vernon makes me.
Do the people in Hot topic scare you?: No. They're pretty lame.
The only nerd you like is Seth Cohen: Eric's a nerd :P Who's Seth Cohen?
Do you watch LAGUNA BEACH?: Uh, no.
Do you like pop music: EMPHATIC NO!!!!!
Do you want/have a little dog?: No. I prefer bigger dogs.
Do you spend your money on expensive clothes: No. I'm a Target/Old Navy/Salvation Army.
Total YES: 1
--Hippie--
Is your hair long?: Yes. I guess, longer than shorter.
Do you own a tye-dye shirt?: No. Haha, contrary to the popular beliefs.
Do you want peace?: Yes. Who doesn't?
Do you want to save the animals?: Yes. Except cows and chickens...then I just want to save them for leftovers.
Do you think the war is unneccesary?: Yes. Its stupid too.
Is love essential in your life?: Yes. That's not a hippie thing.
Violence is bad: Yes. Again, who would disagree with that??
Have you smoked pot?: No. Seriously, no.
Do you go long periods of time without shaving?: Yes. But I try to keep on the armpits, thats kinda gross.
Are you a tree hugger?: No. They are too barky--they scrape you up!
Total YES: 7
--Gangsta--
Are you from the ghetto?: No. Just Turlock.
Do you own "bling bling"?: Yes. My sweet engagement ring. Bling-FREAKIN-Bling.
Do you wear do-rags?: No. Just when I clean the blinds or have my hair in curlers.
Do you like hip-hop?: No. Not usually.
Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?: No. Sugar Hill Gang represent! :)
Do you believe he's alive?: No. Elvis is also deceased.
Do you like afros?: Yes. Anything Bob Ross did is innately good.
Have you ever said 'fo shizzle'?: Yes. But it usually makes people laugh.
Do you like to dance?: Yes. I dance around my house a lot. Eric laughs.
Do you call someone your homie?: No. But I do throw "Homeslice" around. You know it.
Total YES: 4
--Emo--
Do you cry often?: No. I'm tough.
Are you emotional?: No. I'm tough.
Do you like soft music: Yes. In fact, I love emo music.
Do people not understand you?: Yes. I am weird.
Do you write your own songs?: Yes. But just when I'm messing around on my piano.
Is your hair dyed dark?: No. But it used to be.
Do you cut?: No. That's no psychologically ok.
Are you lonely?: No. Not tonight or otherwise :)
Is Ohio for lovers?: LOL!! Thats excellent.
Do you own haggard shoes: Yes. My Chuck Taylors take a lickin and keep on tickin.
Total YES: 5
--Surfer--
Do you surf?: Yes. I try.
Do you wear flip flops year-round?: Yes. Only tan I have is on my feet.
Is your hair shaggy?: Yes. I have many layers.
Do you wake up at 6 or before every morning?: No. Hell hell hell no.
Do you own any pairs of shorts? Yes. A couple.
Are you tan?: No. I'm Irish.
Do you have a lot of patience?: Yes. Sometimes.
Do you want to be at the beach right now?: Yes. I am a beach bum McGee.
Do you hate tourists?: Yes. They crowd up the SaveMart Center, LoL.
Do you have good balance?: Yes. But is that really a surfer thing?
Total YES: 7
--Geek--
Do you wear glasses: Yes. When my contacts are effed up.
Do you get good grades?: Yes. I think they could be better, but I'm hanging above my 3.0.
Do you use an inhaler?: No. LoL ASTHMA GEEKS!! (Aww, my kitty has asthma, sorry Aggie)
Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets?: No. They would fall out. And I don't carry calculators at all.
Does your mom pick out your clothes?: No. But she would like to I think.
Are you on the computer often?: most of the day. No. I get bored on it.
Do you ever get picked on?: Yes. By my friends, They call me a hippie.
Do you look forward to go to school?: No. It is a long freakin day of sitting still.
Are you shy around the opposite sex?: No. I'm a little bit of a tomboy.
Do people laugh at you?: Yes. I am weird.
Total YES: 4
GOTH: 4
SKATER PUNK: 5.5
PREP: 1
HIPPIE:7
GANGSTA:4
EMO: 5
SURFER: 7
GEEK: 4
--Goth--
Do you wear black eyeliner?: Yes. When I wanna be all dressed up.
Is most of your clothing black?: No. Precious little is black.
Do you think about death often?: No. As of late yes, but thats not my usual MO
Do you want to die?: Not right now. I would prefer not to live forever, that would be boring!
Are you a social outcast?: No. I like people, and I try to keep the feelings mutual.
Are you pale?: Yes. But I'm Irish.
Do you like Hot Topic?: No. I think its conformity in a WAY TOO CRAMPED little store.
Do you enjoy Tim Burton's Movies?: Yes. A whole lot!
Are you nice?: Yes. I try to be.
Are you fond of a fair complexion?: No. I envy people with tans.
Total YES: 4
--Skater Punk--
Can you skateboard?: Yes. It gets me from here to there pretty well.
Do you wear Vans?: Yes. They are comfy little suckers.
Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?: ...Drunken board games=Stupid?
Have you gotten in trouble with the PIGS: You mean the fuzz? No.
Do you listen to punk bands: Not the ones that are popular right now.
Do you have any piercings?: Yes. Ears for now, nose after the wedding.
Do you like/wear mohawks?: Eh...Eric's got a cute mohawk-y hairdo.
Do you wear Band t-shirts: No. Not really. I'm in the market for a Journey tee shirt though.
Have you called someone a poser?: Yes. But only half a point because its been a long time.
Do you think punk rock is awsome?: Eh. I used to.
Total YES: 5.5
--Prep--
Do you say the word "like": Yes. Its a statewide habit.
Do you shop at Abercrombie and Fitch?: No. They suck balls.
Are the A&F models hot?: No, They suck balls.
Do you pop the collar?: Only when Vernon makes me.
Do the people in Hot topic scare you?: No. They're pretty lame.
The only nerd you like is Seth Cohen: Eric's a nerd :P Who's Seth Cohen?
Do you watch LAGUNA BEACH?: Uh, no.
Do you like pop music: EMPHATIC NO!!!!!
Do you want/have a little dog?: No. I prefer bigger dogs.
Do you spend your money on expensive clothes: No. I'm a Target/Old Navy/Salvation Army.
Total YES: 1
--Hippie--
Is your hair long?: Yes. I guess, longer than shorter.
Do you own a tye-dye shirt?: No. Haha, contrary to the popular beliefs.
Do you want peace?: Yes. Who doesn't?
Do you want to save the animals?: Yes. Except cows and chickens...then I just want to save them for leftovers.
Do you think the war is unneccesary?: Yes. Its stupid too.
Is love essential in your life?: Yes. That's not a hippie thing.
Violence is bad: Yes. Again, who would disagree with that??
Have you smoked pot?: No. Seriously, no.
Do you go long periods of time without shaving?: Yes. But I try to keep on the armpits, thats kinda gross.
Are you a tree hugger?: No. They are too barky--they scrape you up!
Total YES: 7
--Gangsta--
Are you from the ghetto?: No. Just Turlock.
Do you own "bling bling"?: Yes. My sweet engagement ring. Bling-FREAKIN-Bling.
Do you wear do-rags?: No. Just when I clean the blinds or have my hair in curlers.
Do you like hip-hop?: No. Not usually.
Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?: No. Sugar Hill Gang represent! :)
Do you believe he's alive?: No. Elvis is also deceased.
Do you like afros?: Yes. Anything Bob Ross did is innately good.
Have you ever said 'fo shizzle'?: Yes. But it usually makes people laugh.
Do you like to dance?: Yes. I dance around my house a lot. Eric laughs.
Do you call someone your homie?: No. But I do throw "Homeslice" around. You know it.
Total YES: 4
--Emo--
Do you cry often?: No. I'm tough.
Are you emotional?: No. I'm tough.
Do you like soft music: Yes. In fact, I love emo music.
Do people not understand you?: Yes. I am weird.
Do you write your own songs?: Yes. But just when I'm messing around on my piano.
Is your hair dyed dark?: No. But it used to be.
Do you cut?: No. That's no psychologically ok.
Are you lonely?: No. Not tonight or otherwise :)
Is Ohio for lovers?: LOL!! Thats excellent.
Do you own haggard shoes: Yes. My Chuck Taylors take a lickin and keep on tickin.
Total YES: 5
--Surfer--
Do you surf?: Yes. I try.
Do you wear flip flops year-round?: Yes. Only tan I have is on my feet.
Is your hair shaggy?: Yes. I have many layers.
Do you wake up at 6 or before every morning?: No. Hell hell hell no.
Do you own any pairs of shorts? Yes. A couple.
Are you tan?: No. I'm Irish.
Do you have a lot of patience?: Yes. Sometimes.
Do you want to be at the beach right now?: Yes. I am a beach bum McGee.
Do you hate tourists?: Yes. They crowd up the SaveMart Center, LoL.
Do you have good balance?: Yes. But is that really a surfer thing?
Total YES: 7
--Geek--
Do you wear glasses: Yes. When my contacts are effed up.
Do you get good grades?: Yes. I think they could be better, but I'm hanging above my 3.0.
Do you use an inhaler?: No. LoL ASTHMA GEEKS!! (Aww, my kitty has asthma, sorry Aggie)
Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets?: No. They would fall out. And I don't carry calculators at all.
Does your mom pick out your clothes?: No. But she would like to I think.
Are you on the computer often?: most of the day. No. I get bored on it.
Do you ever get picked on?: Yes. By my friends, They call me a hippie.
Do you look forward to go to school?: No. It is a long freakin day of sitting still.
Are you shy around the opposite sex?: No. I'm a little bit of a tomboy.
Do people laugh at you?: Yes. I am weird.
Total YES: 4
GOTH: 4
SKATER PUNK: 5.5
PREP: 1
HIPPIE:7
GANGSTA:4
EMO: 5
SURFER: 7
GEEK: 4