four // voice

[onecradle]

OI. Tyki. Get the fuck back out and bring back Jasdero with you this time, a'right? What the hell did you leave for, anyway, if you were just gonna come back by yourself?

AND YOU, EXORCISTS.

Hope you got me some chocolate. I think I got a little something for you and your friends.

Someone tell me where I can get a gun or five.

Comments

[valentineluke]

Which make and model are you most interested in?

[onecradle]

Anything that can fucking work

[valentineluke]

Concealed or otherwise?

[onecradle]

If it works and shoots, I don't fucking care

[valentineluke]

How does an Uzi sound?

[onecradle]

Sure, whatever. Give it to me.

[valentineluke]

Of course I will. However there is a catch.

[onecradle]

What

[valentineluke]

Must prove yourself a capable owner. I want, not only a demonstration of shooting skill, but of striping and maintenance as well.

[onecradle]

What the fucking hell

[valentineluke]

Devit, there is far more to it than 'aim and fire'. If not properly handled and cared for, the gun will fail you!!

[onecradle]

Yeah right. I got this shit.

[valentineluke]

What is a submachine gun?

[onecradle]

Something that fuckin' shoots and kills people

[valentineluke]

You have no idea of what it actually is, do you?

[onecradle]

Who the HELL CARES