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[onecoolcop]

[ There’s a distinct noise filtering in through the phone that’s been left off the hook. Shuffling of some sort, it’d seem. The peculiar noise is then followed by the sound of objects being thrown, jostled, and slammed about. The last sound is that of a door slamming, and then opening, all in the time span of a few seconds. ]

If this is one of your

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[eldest_hatter]

I am afraid this place is no joke sir.

[onecoolcop]

...Who is this?

Dude. Did LJ eat my reply? O_o

[eldest_hatter]

My name is Sophie Jenkins. I've been brought here against my will just as you have.

Yes ;-;

[onecoolcop]

[ Seems reasonably innocent enough... ]

Have you alerted the officials?

*beats LJ*

[eldest_hatter]

I haven't been able to contact any. In any case I fear it is the 'officials' that have brought us here.

[onecoolcop]

[ PAUSE, how disconcerting ]

I was told, by an unreliable source that is, that this 'place' was called Mayfield.

[eldest_hatter]

Yes, that is what I was told as well.

[onecoolcop]

Was it by a man claiming to be a psychic by the name 'Shawn Spencer'?

[eldest_hatter]

No. It was a man this place seems to insist is my husband, which he most certainly is not. He too is a captive here.

[onecoolcop]

Are we dealing with a cult, then?

[eldest_hatter]

Cult? I don't know. I've only been here a few days, so I haven't been able to find out too much.

[onecoolcop]

[ and more so to himself ]

A mass-kidnapping ... Surely this would have gotten on the news by now.

[eldest_hatter]

It would be a bit difficult to inform the right people since it seems we all come from many different places.

[onecoolcop]

[ Murmuring some ]

A national conspiracy?

[eldest_hatter]

I think it's a bit more than national.

[onecoolcop]

International? How could anyone manage such an elaborate scheme with global coverage --