because I'm bored and too lazy to post in dear_mun. throw in whoever?

[ofbabylon]

It looks like someone died in here and it smells like--you don't even want to know what it smells like.

This isn't your room, you know. It wouldn't kill you to hire some help. Better yet, throw some uniforms on these useless slobs and you'd have a full-service cleaning crew.

Comments

[xxdevilsownxx]

You just seem like a pleasant person to be around.

[ofbabylon]

Don't I just?

[xxdevilsownxx]

Yes you do. A little bitchy but what else are queens for?

[ofbabylon]

Like I always said, takes one to know one. Nice surgery, by the way.

[captin_astro]

Brian not everyone has the money to just hire people to clean after them, you know.

[ofbabylon]

It's her head, for Christ's sake. It's imaginary money. Don't tell me it's out of the monthly budget.

[captin_astro]

No need to get your jocky in a twist. I was just saying.

[ofbabylon]

And I was just telling you. Don't you ever get bored of the same old scenery?

[yourfaceisgaay]

It could smell a lot worse in here. I've been periodically spraying Febreze. So, maybe you could, I don't know--think about cracking open a window?

[ohhhadventure]

This your new boyfriend, Moosh? Kinda old for you, no?

[yourfaceisgaay]

What? No. He's not my--I don't even know who he is. Plus, he's like. Dad's age.

[ohhhadventure]

Since when has age stopped anyone from hooking up? Plus, I hear the whole old on young thing is the in thing right now.

Also something tells me this guy wouldn't mind a younger guy slobbering on his johnston.

[cruelcompromise]

Slow down, big spender. It's not mess. It's creative leisure.