Tales From the Cubicle Volume Zeta!

[onebyoneallday]

If you have, at any point in your life, used the phrase "Do what now?"...we are no longer friends. I have downgraded your friendship status by one point. Here's a chart of how that breaks down:

BFF >>>> Friend
Friend >>>> Aquaintance
Aquaintance >>>> Stranger
Stranger >>>> Enemy
Enemy >>>> Arch-Enemy
Arch-Enemy >>>> Nemesis
Nemesis >>>> Pork Sausage

Please call me if you have questions. Or better yet, send a letter to make future mail-bombings easier.

...Do what now?