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A funny thing happened today. I was in the nationwide bathroom in a stall, doing what I do. Suddenly the bathroom hit a real busy point and people starting coming in and going out with great rapidity. Anyway, every time a toilet is flushed the bathroom automatically has this spray scent thing mounted on the wall that sprays its little floral scent. I'd seen it before but didn't know what sound it made. The thing sounds EXACTLY like a bottle of soda being opened. So to me in the stall it sounded like a crowd of people came in, took a piss, opened a bottle of sprite or whatever, washed their hands and left.
It was super weird, I thought I had discovered some previously unknown human hygenic behavior. "Ze piss und Sprite drinken ist der pinacle of human self-actualization!"
It was super weird, I thought I had discovered some previously unknown human hygenic behavior. "Ze piss und Sprite drinken ist der pinacle of human self-actualization!"