[Guess who's been up since the crack of dawn, sitting on her porch and happily whittling away at a piece of wood with a Swiss army knife she nicked from her drone dad? It's taken on a distinct curved shape, and if you're likely to recognise it, you'll see that it's a decent boomerang. She's even got a set of kid's acrylic paints beside her for when she's done. She might be cutting properly, but it doesn't look any less like she's going to cut her fingers off, unfortunately.
And she's even
singing while she works!]
Kookaburra sits in the old gum tre~e, merry merry king of the bush is he~ Laugh, Kookaburra! Laugh, Kookaburra; gay your life must be!