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[onebutmany]

[So, some time in the morning, a good amount of Mayfieldians may hear a very loud whoop and a cry of "BLOODY RIPPER". If you're on Nelson Street and you stick your head out the window, or you're strolling past, you'll find Australia on her lawn with a box at her feet. She's not wearing any pants yet, mind you - gosh, it's the morning, who gets

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[fail_dragon]

... Erm, could you be more careful with that giant, deadly-looking knife, please?

*Torian's on the street, walking by, and now obviously concerned.*

[onebutmany]

[... I'm sorry, Torian, but she's tossing it up and down and still pretending to throw it at him just hope she doesn't let go. She even laughs at his concerns.]

Aw, I'm plenty careful, mate!

[fail_dragon]

*After the first couple times of him shrieking as she throws it, Torian steps back.*

You should really show it, then! Handling a knife so casually, if your grip slips just a little... !

[onebutmany]

[Okay, okay, she'll stop. For a moment.]

I'm careful 'cause I know I'm not gonna go droppin' it, tho'! 'M not bloody daft enough t'let it slip!

[fail_dragon]

... It doesn't feel that way from this angle, that's for sure!

[onebutmany]

Well, if I wasn't bein' careful, I'd be throwin' it at people! Still good enough not ta actually hit 'em, mind you.

[fail_dragon]

Why would you even WANT to throw knives at people?! A knife is something to be treated with the fullest caution!

[onebutmany]

Yeah, but they're t'have fun with, too! Be a waste've a perfectly good knife if I didn't do anythin' with it, 'ay?