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onebutmany

oo2. [audio/action | dated to the 26th for the sake of timezones]

Jan 26, 2010 15:57

S'posed t'be at home with fireworks and th' beach 'n barbeques, but this'll do, 'ay?

[Remember that eardrum-bursting from last time? It's happening again with even less warning and even more enthusiasm.] HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY~!

If y'come to my place -- oi, where's this? -- aaaat 1665 Nelson Street or somethin', I'll give ya some dinky-di Aussie food - ( Read more... )

american things suck, alcohol is the best, *japan, *daine sarrasri, *horohoro, slang is for cool kids, *england, *caroline ann locke, food is her biggest weakness

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goesnickersnack January 26 2010, 05:22:35 UTC

[Caroline has no idea what Australia is, but she does like free booze and parties, so she's invading your yard now and pilfering a beer bottle or two. The strees is making her want to drink something fierce.]

Nice party ya got goin' on here~ Thought everyone would be pissin' an' moanin' 'bout th' shit goin' on, but here you are. My saviour.

onebutmany January 26 2010, 05:25:07 UTC

[She's sculling a bottle herself, and pauses to laugh.]

'S my birthday, can't mope 'round on somethin' like that! 'Course, I'd rather be in the good ol' Lucky Country, but bitchin' doesn't solve anythin'!

goesnickersnack January 26 2010, 05:27:18 UTC

Not a damned thing! Happy birthday t'ya!

[Mmm. Beer. In her belly. Mmmmmmm.]

How old are ya, if ya don' mind mah askin'?

onebutmany January 26 2010, 05:36:45 UTC

[Australia's already had two, so she's definitely looking a little less coordinated, but DRINKS ALL AROUND ANYWAY.]

Ta! I'd've just turned two hundred twenty-two, mate.

goesnickersnack January 26 2010, 05:39:00 UTC

Daaaaamn! Y'don' look a day over fifty!

[That's okay. Caroline is going to be snockered by the end of this. That's the plan.]

onebutmany January 26 2010, 05:42:31 UTC

Nope! 'Bout seventeen, physically.

[Oh Lord, bad influence ahoy. She would love to get smashed.]

goesnickersnack January 26 2010, 05:45:21 UTC

S'called a joke.

[Yeah. She's on a second bottle now.]

But hey, fer yer age, yer lookin' great.

S'what's these lamington thingies? They good?

onebutmany January 26 2010, 05:50:10 UTC

Ta, mate. [... Failing miserably to take this third bottle slowly for England's sake, sob.]

I like t'think they're the best dessert m'country's got! [Offers the tray!]

goesnickersnack January 27 2010, 01:46:28 UTC

[She takes one and om nom noms, face lighting up.]

Y'know... They should pass these out when everyone gets here; make me feel a lot better 'bout bein' here.

onebutmany January 27 2010, 01:50:58 UTC

Ta! [She takes a bite out of one herself.] Should have a bloody welcomin' party with all the shit they run us through.

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