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[A sharp intake of breath is all the warning you're going to get before a heavily Australian-accented voice decides it would be a good idea to make your eardrums bleed.] OI!
Bloody hell, what's the big idea?! America, as nice as it is to see you want your lil' blood blister to visit, 's not like you can just go 'round kidnapping people from their houses, ya git! Did'ya think I wouldn't know your place when I saw it? Cripes, what's with this set-up, too? 'S-if I'd fall for it, y'know bloody well England's my dad, an' I'm not gonna forget that!
[She huffs and pauses.] ... Not that I'm gettin' pissy at you or anything, that's England's job. But you should've warned me first, y' daft Seppo. [There's another pause, and then the sound of a photo frame being put down.] Didn't know you could even use 'shopping programs that well, mate. It's kinda givin' me the creeps.
Bloody hell, what's the big idea?! America, as nice as it is to see you want your lil' blood blister to visit, 's not like you can just go 'round kidnapping people from their houses, ya git! Did'ya think I wouldn't know your place when I saw it? Cripes, what's with this set-up, too? 'S-if I'd fall for it, y'know bloody well England's my dad, an' I'm not gonna forget that!
[She huffs and pauses.] ... Not that I'm gettin' pissy at you or anything, that's England's job. But you should've warned me first, y' daft Seppo. [There's another pause, and then the sound of a photo frame being put down.] Didn't know you could even use 'shopping programs that well, mate. It's kinda givin' me the creeps.