Interesting question...
I work in receiving mostly...that means getting dirty and the like, so naturally, I wear work-time clothes. Things like t-shirts, jeans, steel-toes, etc. I could give two shits about how I look at the time, because I am doing physical labor.
So, when I am not working, I tend to want to look my best...so, collared shirts, maybe a long-short shirt combo, sweater, better jeans, sneakers and such. I also want to be well-groomed, smelling good, coordinated and all that.
In conclusion, I had no idea that good hygiene, fashionable clothes, lots of watches, liking Ab Fab, and loving women and wanting a romantic relationship with one.....made me gay.
Must be, because a few people at work thought I was. And told me that they would have steered some wonderful dates my way had they known I was straight.
Wow. Seriously, wow. I think I will lie down now.
Why oh why do people (for the most part) have such a difficult time just asking a fucking question if they're curious about something? Is it that hard? Does the fear of potentially pissing off or depressing the person you are asking actually push you off of it?
Then, for god's sake, let me be the first to cast off the shackles and say, "ASK ME, YA FECKERS!!" I swear I will not take offense, and will give the best answer I can. No being afraid. Deal?
Solid.
So, when I am not working, I tend to want to look my best...so, collared shirts, maybe a long-short shirt combo, sweater, better jeans, sneakers and such. I also want to be well-groomed, smelling good, coordinated and all that.
In conclusion, I had no idea that good hygiene, fashionable clothes, lots of watches, liking Ab Fab, and loving women and wanting a romantic relationship with one.....made me gay.
Must be, because a few people at work thought I was. And told me that they would have steered some wonderful dates my way had they known I was straight.
Wow. Seriously, wow. I think I will lie down now.
Why oh why do people (for the most part) have such a difficult time just asking a fucking question if they're curious about something? Is it that hard? Does the fear of potentially pissing off or depressing the person you are asking actually push you off of it?
Then, for god's sake, let me be the first to cast off the shackles and say, "ASK ME, YA FECKERS!!" I swear I will not take offense, and will give the best answer I can. No being afraid. Deal?
Solid.