Work

[onearmedjack]

I work in an animal testing lab as a janitor. Today I found the dump pile where they toss out all the animals that can't quite make the cut. I took a bunch of them and am going to package them up for Easter presents this year. Maybe that will teach them all the hardships of being a guy with only one arm.

But not before I give the bag full of animals a good beating with a club from my good arm.

You guys suck, crying about bills to pay and other petty things. I've only got one arm you assholes!