but I don't want 5 Cro-o-o-ohn's

[oneamyseven]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, oneamyseven sent to me...

Twelve macs drumming
Eleven dogs piping
Ten hands a-leaping
Nine robots dancing
Eight pixies a-milking
Seven cats a-swimming
Six megaphones a-sewing
Five cro-o-o-ohns
Four theramins
Three monstrum sepsis
Two venetian snares
...and a dsbp in a coffee.