AIM Log - Harry discovers Molly, Mister and the sparkly failed love potion.
Harry: *ragey wizard ragey* What in all the never never did you do to my work room!!!!!
Molly: *coughs* Happy Valentine's Day?
Harry: ...This was a love potion wasn't it...
Mister: *FAILED*
Harry: You used the one with spunk didn't you...
Molly: *looks down* Depends on your definition of spunk. That would mean....enthusiasm.
Harry: Spunk seed semen essence cum...do I need to continue
Molly: Um... *shifty eyes* There was semen involved, yes.
Harry: *pokes her between the eyes* And who were you trying to ensnare?
Mister: *cough* Gee.. I wonder...
Molly: *scowl* it wasn't to ensnare it was to see if the love was reciprocated or not.
Harry: And did you read the end notes?
Molly: *more shifty eyes*
Mister: Does she ever?
Harry: The spell specifically requires the seed of the man you are making the potion for Molly
Harry: *glances at Mister* ....I'll get the mint soap and a dish pan for you Mister.
Mister: I hate you both..
Molly: Well...I couldn't get that without. *another cough* Look, I'm sorry. I'll clean it up, OK.
Harry: I didn't say I was going to wash you... Molly gets that joy. I'll take care of my work room...and molly if you ever use a love potion on me I'm sending you straight to your mother.
Molly: It wasn't a love potion! *grumbles, reaches for Mister*
Mister: *hisses and flees*
Harry: Trust me. If you got the idea from bob it was a love potion
Molly :* Head shake, hands Harry this book.*
Harry: *eyebrow twitch...if molly doesn't take the book back he will light it on fire.*
Molly: *takes it* What's wrong?
Harry: That book...just...guh
Molly: *innocent* It was on sale.
Harry: -___- *this face forever*
Molly: *thought she was being a self starter*
Harry: Next time Molly? Use one my old note books. Some of those spells are good...but a little flawed.
Molly: *nods sheepishly* I wanted... *to impress you, Harry.* I'm sorry. I'll help you clean up.
Harry: *hugs her gently.* Go clean up. Get the sparkle foam off you.
Molly: *Oh, a hug. YAY! Snuggles and sniffs him, he smells nice* Maybe I could sell it. Make some that glows in the dark, too. *smiles, still hugging.*
Harry: *laughs* Don't even. Now go...Remember exactly what you are covered in padawan.
Molly: *nose wrinkle, goes to shower...whooosh timey whimey FTW she's back* Can't you make a spell to make hot water?
Harry: Jinx is going to come tomorrow and fix it, then anti wizard it.
Molly: Jinx? *frowns*
Mister: *snickers*
Harry: Pixie friend...mister don't eat her.
Mister: Oh, don't worry, I won't.
Molly: *was jealous it might be a pretty girl for a minute there* Oh. OK. *glances at Mister* Should I give him a bath now/
Harry: If you can catch him
Mister: *wonders how Molly will react to the not-tiny pixie when she sees her* Not likely
Mister: You like your blood IN your body? Wanna keep it that way?
Molly: *glances at Harry* What do we do now?
Mister: Go to hell?
Mister: *darts off*
Harry: *chuckles* Mouse fetch Mister for me?
Mister: I will END YOU, dog.
Molly: *decides to sit on the counter so her feet are safe from fighting animals*
Harry: *long suffering sigh*
Molly: *gets a mop and bucket*
Harry: *helps her*
Molly: *trudges down the ladder and sighs* How was your Valentine's Day, Harry?
Harry: Same as usual. Chase the bad guy, thrown around
Molly: You're here...tonight. *starts mopping* No plans?
Harry: Not that john's told me
Molly: *looks hopeful* Do you want to do something? *look at that eager puppy face she's making*