The problem with adolescent males, as explained by my tweenage son
Today we were talking about how frustrated he was with the boys in school, because all they can talk about is football, they don't do their work, they annoy him and pick on him, they don't pay attention in class, and they behave like idiots. He said he knew why this happened, though. He explained it all for me quite simply. In his own words:
"You see, the influx of testosterone that occurs during puberty causes boys to become more aggressive, and the increased amount of schoolwork and the social pressure causes them to be more stressed, which contributes to their aggression. This, combined with a dramatic increase in height, weight, muscle, and stupidity caused by watching too much TV, makes a toxic mixture, turning them into trolls."
I guess that just about sums it up right there, eh? XD
"You see, the influx of testosterone that occurs during puberty causes boys to become more aggressive, and the increased amount of schoolwork and the social pressure causes them to be more stressed, which contributes to their aggression. This, combined with a dramatic increase in height, weight, muscle, and stupidity caused by watching too much TV, makes a toxic mixture, turning them into trolls."
I guess that just about sums it up right there, eh? XD