▼: hello
▲: hi!
▼: wwho is this?
▲: wait do i know you??
▼: ...
▼: wwho is this?
▲: this is jade!
▼: oh gog
▼: jade
▼: its eridan
▼: hi
▼: i guess...
▲: hi.........
▲: you arent here to hit on me again are you?
▼: ...
▼: wwell
▼: actuelly i wwas kinda....
▲: you were what???
▼: i wwas kinda looking for someone to help me with the little "problem"
▲: what do you mean?
▼: i have a bone bulge and was looking for someone to help me get rid of it
▲: um.........
▲: you must be getting really desperate huh :|
▼: ...I hate to say it but
▼: yeah
▲: i dont know
▼: ...please?
▲: you are still kind of icky and your last conversation with me was a bit ill received!
▼: im sorry about that
▲: last time we talked you were not sorry at all!
▼: I am noww
▲: i am sorry but maybe you should look elsewhere
▲: this is probably not the best way to go about this!
▼: fuck
▲: )(ello!
▼: OH GOD
▼: FEFERI IS THAT YOU?
▲: Of course it's me, w)(o else would it be?
▼: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD.
▼: FEFERI I'M SO SORRY.
▲: Crabsnack, w)(y are you sorry?
▲: 38(
▼: YOU'RE DEAD.
▼: AND I SHOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING BUT I COULDN'T
▼: WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU IN THE TIMELINE?
▲: We just got to t)(e veil, silly! Can't you remember?
▼: PERFECT
▲: W)(at do you mean, dead?
▼: I NEED YOU TO TELL SOMETHING TO PAST ME
▼: OH GOD I HEAR THE HONKING AGAIN.
▲: T)(at's probably Gamzee, rig)(t?
▼: OH GOD
▼: I DON'T HAVE ANY TIME LEFT.
▼: FEFERI MAKE SURE THAT GAMZEE KEEPS EATING HIS PIES.
▼: DO NOT UNDER ANY FUCKING CIRCUMSTANCES ALLOW HIM TO RUN OUT OF PIE.
▲: I'll make sure! T)(at s)(ouldn't be )(ard.
▼: THAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT OH GOD
▼: IM SO SORRY
▼: MAKE SURE THAT YOU TELL ME
▼: ITS THE MKFLE SMDUJDLKMV,. B
▼: B
▲: T)(at is not a word!
▼: hOnK
▼: :o)
▲: Gamzee?
▲: W)(ere did Carpcatfis)( go?
▼: Oh Hi FeFeRi DoN't EvEn MoThErFuCkInG wOrRy AbOuT hIm
▲: )(e's probably off doing somet)(ing glubbing important, )(u)(?
▼: He JuSt WeNt To Go LaY DoWn In ThE MoThErFuCkIn HoRn PiLe LiKe A tRuE bRo
▼: HoNk
▲: O)(, well tell )(im I said goodnig)(t!
▼: WiLl Do
▼: I tHiNk I'm GoInG tO gO FinD ErIdAn
▼: GoOdByE cHiLl AsS dEaD gIrL
▼: HoNk Do:<
▼: honk.
▲: hi?
▼: HEY WHAT'S UP, MOTHERFUCKER.
▼: i'm gamzee.
▲: i am jade!
▼: NICE TO MOTHERFUCKING MEET YOU.
▼: so what motherfucking color are you, bro?
▲: oh do you mean my text color??
▲: well usually it is green?
▼: ALRIGHT, I CAN MOTHERFUCKING DIG THAT.
▼: i need a lot of fucking green.
▼: HONK.