So bad, it's funny
I just found a rather long pun. It amuses me, let's hope it amuses you lot too.
"Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced
an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him
rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him
(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis."
"Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced
an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him
rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him
(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis."