"I could be right, I could be wrong, hurts so bad- it's been so long"
I HATE THE DENTIST.
honestly, i've said this before... but i'd choose the gyno over going to the dentist.. ANYDAY.
it's probably one of my worst fears... kind of.. not really a fear but something i despise so bad that i put off getting a cavity filled for almost 2 years.... there are just so many things that i hate about the dentist...
1. the smell.... it always has that distinct smell of like old toothpaste and burning tooth. i hate walking by the doorway of the office, and then having to sit in the office for over an hour. gag me.
2. the noises.... this almost makes me blow chunks... i hate the sounds of the metal "explorers" scraping your teeth, the sound of the suction straw when you have a flouride mouthguard thingy, i hate the sound of the drill on teeth, the sound of the dentist trying to talk to you while they have their fingers down your throat, i hate hearing about how i need to floss more and stop drinking soda, etc. gross.
3. the taste.... okay not only do the dentists butcher my fucking gums to make them bleed, but then they try to clean your teeth with the grossest tasting polishes, pastes, and flourides.... okay they give me the option for polish- cherry, bubble gum, grape, or mint.... besides the mint (which i choose cuz its the closest thing to a real tooth paste flavor), the cherry, bubble gum, and grape flavors just remind me of that nasty toothpaste we had to make in chemistry class... i dont even like those flavors in candy so why would I EVER want a mix of that with polish... GROSS.
and as for the pastes.. they never really just brush your teeth at the dentist, and when they do, its the toothpaste that has like extra flouride or grossness in it.. so it tastes like shit... but my all time pet peeve for taste- is the flouride.... they think that by giving you the choice between a liquid mouthwash or the foam mouthguards actually gives you the option of choosing... the other day i was like.. i'll take the liquid.. and the dentist was like.. well i think the foam would be better... okay so why the hell did you give me my choice in the first place? so then... she takes out these oversized styrophoam (sp?) mouthguards... that by the way.. styrophoam is like nails on a chalk board to me... and then she takes this stuff that comes out like mousse... it foams up OVER the oversized mouthguard and then they shove it.. with both upper and bottom teeth parts covered in flouride... into my mouth and stick this little suction hose that works like shit.. i could probably suck harder than this thing- inbetween the 2 parts and then you have to wait 3 minutes with this shit in your mouth.... i've literally gagged on multiple occasions having this.. the foam kind of bubbles like if you had a lot of foam in the sink from soap an you put like your wet hand over it, the bubbles form and kind of become a liquid... yea well that happens in my mouth. and then you're not suppose to swallow the flouride .. but there's so much liquid forming that i HAVE to swallow.. and its disgusting...... then by the time the 3 minutes are up... all you want to do is wrinse your mouth out to get this disgusting taste out of your mouth... but you're not allowed to. you can spit but no wrinse.... GAY. then they tell you that you can't eat for what.. like atleast 3 hours..... i'm a big girl, i love my food.. after freakin picking the shit out of my teeth, polishing them, and making me gag on flouride... an hour of torture... you're gonna tell me i can't eat... well FUCK THAT. i hate the dentist.
4. the chairs.... yep i hate those fucking dentist chairs... i go and sit in them.. and its comfortable at first... your feet are reclined up and your elbows sit in the connected arm wrest just right... then.. the dentist reclines your back until your perfectly flat.. and then proceedes to tilt you even more.. so now, your head is lower than your feet and the rest of your body... then the blood starts to rush to your head--- painful... not to mention, they then put the overhead light "over the mouth" which ALWAYS is in my eyes because the dentists dont bother checking that its not in your eyes. fucking annoying.
5. the glasses..... they always give you those rediculous safety glasses when you go to the dentist... thats reassuring guys.. thanks... now i know that when your in my mouth, you pretty much told me there will be shit flying out everywhere... and probably hitting me in the eyes... hence hitting the rest of my face too. oh yea, and they leave a beautiful imprint on your nose and forehead when their finished because the dentist leans on them for support.
6. the bib.... i hate this freaking thing.. yea its nice because it prevents shit from getting over your clothes... much like the glasses idea... but its not a shelf... i hate when they put the gauze on me.. and its always got blood on it cuz they murder my gums... or when they rest their tools there.. it just reminds me of how aweful being there really is...
7. the drugs.... i hate getting numbed... not only do they use a huge needle... but it never seems to get numb enough for me once, and they dont beleive me until i scream while they drill my face out... so then they have to numb me again.. and its not like a normal needle inserting your body... slow and painless... no.. they freaking get it in the back of the mouth where its supposed to be.. then JAM it in there and wiggle my head as if i coudln't feel it... DICK HEADS. just give me laughing gas or knock me out or something... it's less painful than the "numb-er" you use.. twice. oh yea.. and the numbness doesn't end until like 4-5 hours later... it wouldnt be so bad if you didn't look like you had down syndrome when you smiled... damnit. oh yea.. and talking is out of question along with eating because your cheek is numb, so when you talk or bite down, the inside of your cheek ALWAYS gets bitten.. and you dont really know until its 4-5 hours later when the numbness is gone and you have a giant cut on the inside of your mouth.
who ever thought of dentists should die. fags.
i could go on forever... but i need to take more aspirin to keep the pain at a normal level.
honestly, i've said this before... but i'd choose the gyno over going to the dentist.. ANYDAY.
it's probably one of my worst fears... kind of.. not really a fear but something i despise so bad that i put off getting a cavity filled for almost 2 years.... there are just so many things that i hate about the dentist...
1. the smell.... it always has that distinct smell of like old toothpaste and burning tooth. i hate walking by the doorway of the office, and then having to sit in the office for over an hour. gag me.
2. the noises.... this almost makes me blow chunks... i hate the sounds of the metal "explorers" scraping your teeth, the sound of the suction straw when you have a flouride mouthguard thingy, i hate the sound of the drill on teeth, the sound of the dentist trying to talk to you while they have their fingers down your throat, i hate hearing about how i need to floss more and stop drinking soda, etc. gross.
3. the taste.... okay not only do the dentists butcher my fucking gums to make them bleed, but then they try to clean your teeth with the grossest tasting polishes, pastes, and flourides.... okay they give me the option for polish- cherry, bubble gum, grape, or mint.... besides the mint (which i choose cuz its the closest thing to a real tooth paste flavor), the cherry, bubble gum, and grape flavors just remind me of that nasty toothpaste we had to make in chemistry class... i dont even like those flavors in candy so why would I EVER want a mix of that with polish... GROSS.
and as for the pastes.. they never really just brush your teeth at the dentist, and when they do, its the toothpaste that has like extra flouride or grossness in it.. so it tastes like shit... but my all time pet peeve for taste- is the flouride.... they think that by giving you the choice between a liquid mouthwash or the foam mouthguards actually gives you the option of choosing... the other day i was like.. i'll take the liquid.. and the dentist was like.. well i think the foam would be better... okay so why the hell did you give me my choice in the first place? so then... she takes out these oversized styrophoam (sp?) mouthguards... that by the way.. styrophoam is like nails on a chalk board to me... and then she takes this stuff that comes out like mousse... it foams up OVER the oversized mouthguard and then they shove it.. with both upper and bottom teeth parts covered in flouride... into my mouth and stick this little suction hose that works like shit.. i could probably suck harder than this thing- inbetween the 2 parts and then you have to wait 3 minutes with this shit in your mouth.... i've literally gagged on multiple occasions having this.. the foam kind of bubbles like if you had a lot of foam in the sink from soap an you put like your wet hand over it, the bubbles form and kind of become a liquid... yea well that happens in my mouth. and then you're not suppose to swallow the flouride .. but there's so much liquid forming that i HAVE to swallow.. and its disgusting...... then by the time the 3 minutes are up... all you want to do is wrinse your mouth out to get this disgusting taste out of your mouth... but you're not allowed to. you can spit but no wrinse.... GAY. then they tell you that you can't eat for what.. like atleast 3 hours..... i'm a big girl, i love my food.. after freakin picking the shit out of my teeth, polishing them, and making me gag on flouride... an hour of torture... you're gonna tell me i can't eat... well FUCK THAT. i hate the dentist.
4. the chairs.... yep i hate those fucking dentist chairs... i go and sit in them.. and its comfortable at first... your feet are reclined up and your elbows sit in the connected arm wrest just right... then.. the dentist reclines your back until your perfectly flat.. and then proceedes to tilt you even more.. so now, your head is lower than your feet and the rest of your body... then the blood starts to rush to your head--- painful... not to mention, they then put the overhead light "over the mouth" which ALWAYS is in my eyes because the dentists dont bother checking that its not in your eyes. fucking annoying.
5. the glasses..... they always give you those rediculous safety glasses when you go to the dentist... thats reassuring guys.. thanks... now i know that when your in my mouth, you pretty much told me there will be shit flying out everywhere... and probably hitting me in the eyes... hence hitting the rest of my face too. oh yea, and they leave a beautiful imprint on your nose and forehead when their finished because the dentist leans on them for support.
6. the bib.... i hate this freaking thing.. yea its nice because it prevents shit from getting over your clothes... much like the glasses idea... but its not a shelf... i hate when they put the gauze on me.. and its always got blood on it cuz they murder my gums... or when they rest their tools there.. it just reminds me of how aweful being there really is...
7. the drugs.... i hate getting numbed... not only do they use a huge needle... but it never seems to get numb enough for me once, and they dont beleive me until i scream while they drill my face out... so then they have to numb me again.. and its not like a normal needle inserting your body... slow and painless... no.. they freaking get it in the back of the mouth where its supposed to be.. then JAM it in there and wiggle my head as if i coudln't feel it... DICK HEADS. just give me laughing gas or knock me out or something... it's less painful than the "numb-er" you use.. twice. oh yea.. and the numbness doesn't end until like 4-5 hours later... it wouldnt be so bad if you didn't look like you had down syndrome when you smiled... damnit. oh yea.. and talking is out of question along with eating because your cheek is numb, so when you talk or bite down, the inside of your cheek ALWAYS gets bitten.. and you dont really know until its 4-5 hours later when the numbness is gone and you have a giant cut on the inside of your mouth.
who ever thought of dentists should die. fags.
i could go on forever... but i need to take more aspirin to keep the pain at a normal level.