For shits and grins.
Lauren has prompted me to update/post my Fictional Fuck List. This list is all inclusive, both existing persons, and those of a completely created character. Also, persons are not listed in any order of preference.
1.) Captain Hector Barbossa: He's dirty, disagreable, smells like a rennie, and probably has some kind of blood disease (just going by the yellow eyes), and that is completely acceptable. But only for him. Given the option of a real relationship with an actual human being, and a completely in character one night stand with Rush as Barbossa... I take the one nighter. Kthnx.
2.) The Marquis De Sade (as brought to life by Geoffy Rush): All the things I'd never find a real person (whom I could still stand to look at in the morning) willing to do in one delightfully well outfitted form. And imagine the conversation, seriously. Everything that ever went through the Marquis mind, while looking at G.Rush. OMG.
3.) Han Solo: One word, Scoundrel! Scruffy or not, I'd put 'em in a box and keep him under my bed. With the thigh holster and the the boots and the....ooooooh. Well. We'll just not go there.
4.) Wolverine: The original hairy, mean Uncanny version. We'll get to the beautiful, towering Australian version later. *drool*
5. Van Helsing: Hugh baby, you don't need to talk, just stand there and be gorgeous (and possibly give me the pattern for your coat). Maybe transform to an equally sexy (disturbed much?) werewolf. I <3 puppy kisses XD
6.) Qui-gon-Jinn: Say something philisophical and pointless. Then please strip to your breeches. I want sand in places that 3PO can't even fathom.
7.) Walsingham: I'm willing to be Mary of Guis. She got laid. Then died. Probably painfully. But I'm down with that.
8.) Eddard Stark: Mister Martin's first-to-die main character in A Game of Thrones. He made me a very happy woman for a short period of time.
9.) Otis Driftwood: Maybe even more sadistic than the Marquis, we have Rob Zombie's twisted character straight from The Devil's Rejects (or House of a 1000 corpses). He's so messed up. It makes me happy. Not that I'd ever kill someone, steal her car, drive to a hotel, kill all the inhabitants AND cut off their faces. But if I've ever wanted my own Dom, he would be my first choice. :D
10.) Baby: Speaking of messed up, let's not forget his twisted sister (hahah). I'm not very often inclined towards other females.... but dizamn. Scary bitch..... giggity giggity....
11.) Davy Jones: There is an icon out there that says it all. <-Ink? Squid=ink. Oh. Plus the organ is a very difficult instrument to learn.... bwahahaha
12.) Marcus: From Underworld. The scary bat guy. His eyes are probably like, 60% contact (the blue), but it's OK. It's the character I'm after, and repressed vampire lords totally do it for me.
13.) Data: Fuck off. He's an android. Occilate?
14.) Chev Cheliose: Crank, the hit man who didn't hit the wrong man. Maybe it's the random exhibitionism, maybe it's the tough guy thing.... no idea really. Could just be the accent ^.^
15.) Henry Higgins: If you don't know, I'm not going to say anything.
16.) Captain Von Trap: I dig military men. I can't help it. Especially the well aged variety.
17.) Rob Roy: As portrayed by Liam Neeson. So wonderful...
18.) William Wallace: Is it wrong that seeing Mel Gibson drawn and quartered does it for me? Yes, I think it is.
19.) Professor Severus Snape: Oh joygasm! Dark, malicious, angsty.... reminds me of several of my ex's! He makes evil look good. Oh, and I've always wanted an excuse to wear the school-girl uniform ^.^
20.) Mickey the Pikey: I hate Brad Pitt, well and truly. But damnit... I can't understand a word coming out of him, which helps imensely.
21.) Christian: Not only does he make me want to put on me bloomers and do the can-can, he also makes me want to write mushy love stories and sing. Which is unfortunate, as my singing is comparitive to a beagle going after a squirrel.
22.) Marv: Big, violent, takes injury well. If ever I wanted a sub, this is it. Oh, and we share a jacket fetish.
23.) Asher: From the Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter novels. Very dark and angsty. Also very interesting to imagine. Makes my mothering instincts jump out and scream.
24.) Nathaniel: Also from the ABVH series. Very snuggly. Like a kitten. Oh wait. He is. :D
25.) Spike Speigel: Cowboy Bebop. Troubled past, sarcastic, snipey. Oh my God! It's me as an anime man!
26.) Aragorn: Not a stupid elf. Rugged, manly good looks. Lots of sweat and dirt. Oh baby oh baby.
27.) Jack Sparrow: Yes, he's on here. As a one nighter. Please don't make me have to try and figure him out on more than one occasion. Yeesh.
Now we move into the realm of real men (and maybe women) who'll I'll probably never have a chance with, but it's nice to imagine anyway...
28.) Geoffrey Rush: Charismatic. Loveable. Pet-able. Can be piratey upon request. Oh yes, yes yes yes, please. A thousand times yes. And his wifey is beautiful as well. I'm game :D
29.) Hugh Jackman: Tall, beautiful. But unless you're giving me the Wolverine voice, I'd rather not have to make too much conversation. I've seen your interviews, and I don't think I could listen to your natural accent without laughing. Sorry >.<
30.)Alan Rickman: You've been an adorably snuggly robot, a tango dancer, an alien, a corrupt sherriff, and a schemey professor. Give me your love and I'll swim in it. Seriously. Back stroke. Or breast stroke. Whatever you prefer.
31.) Ewan McGregor: I know it was hard to bring Obi-wan to life when working with the likes of Hayden Christiansen, and I forgive you. Please make more action movies like the Island. So innocent (sigh). And Velvet Goldmine (so distracted I typed 'velveta' the first time) makes me happy. In my pants.
32.) Harrison Ford: Please stop dating Sticklista Flockhart and let me take her place. I know the age difference is a bit daunting, but willingness makes up for it :D
33.) Liam Neeson: You don't even have to be an amazing actor, you could just stand nude in front of a webcam streamed to my computer. That'd be a-ok.
34.) Sheri Moon Zombie: Leave Rob, run away with me... please?
35.) Bruce Willis: Fifth Element, it really did it for me. I'll never be able to fully appriciate men under 30. Never.
36.) William Fictner: While everyone was raving about Clooney in Perfect Storm, I was watching you. And Drowning Mona, and Armageddon, and all the TV drama's you've done since then.
37.) Nicholas Cage: FBI, comic book hero, thief...whatever. You've done it for me since day one.
38.) John Travolta: You are so ... something. Don't ask. I would've liked to have played Halle Berry's part in Swordfish, that's all I'm saying.
39.) Tim Curry: Not just because I love Rocky, mostly because I love the muppets. You know what I'm talking about. Giggity.
40.) Dwight Yoakam: Yeah, you're old and funny looking now. But in the 80's. Hell yes.
41.) Joaquin Pheonix: You're a freaking adonis. As soon as you join the rest of the world and start eating ,meat, we'll talk.
w00t.
There are probably more, but as this is a spur of the moment type list.... it can't be helped.
<3<3
1.) Captain Hector Barbossa: He's dirty, disagreable, smells like a rennie, and probably has some kind of blood disease (just going by the yellow eyes), and that is completely acceptable. But only for him. Given the option of a real relationship with an actual human being, and a completely in character one night stand with Rush as Barbossa... I take the one nighter. Kthnx.
2.) The Marquis De Sade (as brought to life by Geoffy Rush): All the things I'd never find a real person (whom I could still stand to look at in the morning) willing to do in one delightfully well outfitted form. And imagine the conversation, seriously. Everything that ever went through the Marquis mind, while looking at G.Rush. OMG.
3.) Han Solo: One word, Scoundrel! Scruffy or not, I'd put 'em in a box and keep him under my bed. With the thigh holster and the the boots and the....ooooooh. Well. We'll just not go there.
4.) Wolverine: The original hairy, mean Uncanny version. We'll get to the beautiful, towering Australian version later. *drool*
5. Van Helsing: Hugh baby, you don't need to talk, just stand there and be gorgeous (and possibly give me the pattern for your coat). Maybe transform to an equally sexy (disturbed much?) werewolf. I <3 puppy kisses XD
6.) Qui-gon-Jinn: Say something philisophical and pointless. Then please strip to your breeches. I want sand in places that 3PO can't even fathom.
7.) Walsingham: I'm willing to be Mary of Guis. She got laid. Then died. Probably painfully. But I'm down with that.
8.) Eddard Stark: Mister Martin's first-to-die main character in A Game of Thrones. He made me a very happy woman for a short period of time.
9.) Otis Driftwood: Maybe even more sadistic than the Marquis, we have Rob Zombie's twisted character straight from The Devil's Rejects (or House of a 1000 corpses). He's so messed up. It makes me happy. Not that I'd ever kill someone, steal her car, drive to a hotel, kill all the inhabitants AND cut off their faces. But if I've ever wanted my own Dom, he would be my first choice. :D
10.) Baby: Speaking of messed up, let's not forget his twisted sister (hahah). I'm not very often inclined towards other females.... but dizamn. Scary bitch..... giggity giggity....
11.) Davy Jones: There is an icon out there that says it all. <-Ink? Squid=ink. Oh. Plus the organ is a very difficult instrument to learn.... bwahahaha
12.) Marcus: From Underworld. The scary bat guy. His eyes are probably like, 60% contact (the blue), but it's OK. It's the character I'm after, and repressed vampire lords totally do it for me.
13.) Data: Fuck off. He's an android. Occilate?
14.) Chev Cheliose: Crank, the hit man who didn't hit the wrong man. Maybe it's the random exhibitionism, maybe it's the tough guy thing.... no idea really. Could just be the accent ^.^
15.) Henry Higgins: If you don't know, I'm not going to say anything.
16.) Captain Von Trap: I dig military men. I can't help it. Especially the well aged variety.
17.) Rob Roy: As portrayed by Liam Neeson. So wonderful...
18.) William Wallace: Is it wrong that seeing Mel Gibson drawn and quartered does it for me? Yes, I think it is.
19.) Professor Severus Snape: Oh joygasm! Dark, malicious, angsty.... reminds me of several of my ex's! He makes evil look good. Oh, and I've always wanted an excuse to wear the school-girl uniform ^.^
20.) Mickey the Pikey: I hate Brad Pitt, well and truly. But damnit... I can't understand a word coming out of him, which helps imensely.
21.) Christian: Not only does he make me want to put on me bloomers and do the can-can, he also makes me want to write mushy love stories and sing. Which is unfortunate, as my singing is comparitive to a beagle going after a squirrel.
22.) Marv: Big, violent, takes injury well. If ever I wanted a sub, this is it. Oh, and we share a jacket fetish.
23.) Asher: From the Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter novels. Very dark and angsty. Also very interesting to imagine. Makes my mothering instincts jump out and scream.
24.) Nathaniel: Also from the ABVH series. Very snuggly. Like a kitten. Oh wait. He is. :D
25.) Spike Speigel: Cowboy Bebop. Troubled past, sarcastic, snipey. Oh my God! It's me as an anime man!
26.) Aragorn: Not a stupid elf. Rugged, manly good looks. Lots of sweat and dirt. Oh baby oh baby.
27.) Jack Sparrow: Yes, he's on here. As a one nighter. Please don't make me have to try and figure him out on more than one occasion. Yeesh.
Now we move into the realm of real men (and maybe women) who'll I'll probably never have a chance with, but it's nice to imagine anyway...
28.) Geoffrey Rush: Charismatic. Loveable. Pet-able. Can be piratey upon request. Oh yes, yes yes yes, please. A thousand times yes. And his wifey is beautiful as well. I'm game :D
29.) Hugh Jackman: Tall, beautiful. But unless you're giving me the Wolverine voice, I'd rather not have to make too much conversation. I've seen your interviews, and I don't think I could listen to your natural accent without laughing. Sorry >.<
30.)Alan Rickman: You've been an adorably snuggly robot, a tango dancer, an alien, a corrupt sherriff, and a schemey professor. Give me your love and I'll swim in it. Seriously. Back stroke. Or breast stroke. Whatever you prefer.
31.) Ewan McGregor: I know it was hard to bring Obi-wan to life when working with the likes of Hayden Christiansen, and I forgive you. Please make more action movies like the Island. So innocent (sigh). And Velvet Goldmine (so distracted I typed 'velveta' the first time) makes me happy. In my pants.
32.) Harrison Ford: Please stop dating Sticklista Flockhart and let me take her place. I know the age difference is a bit daunting, but willingness makes up for it :D
33.) Liam Neeson: You don't even have to be an amazing actor, you could just stand nude in front of a webcam streamed to my computer. That'd be a-ok.
34.) Sheri Moon Zombie: Leave Rob, run away with me... please?
35.) Bruce Willis: Fifth Element, it really did it for me. I'll never be able to fully appriciate men under 30. Never.
36.) William Fictner: While everyone was raving about Clooney in Perfect Storm, I was watching you. And Drowning Mona, and Armageddon, and all the TV drama's you've done since then.
37.) Nicholas Cage: FBI, comic book hero, thief...whatever. You've done it for me since day one.
38.) John Travolta: You are so ... something. Don't ask. I would've liked to have played Halle Berry's part in Swordfish, that's all I'm saying.
39.) Tim Curry: Not just because I love Rocky, mostly because I love the muppets. You know what I'm talking about. Giggity.
40.) Dwight Yoakam: Yeah, you're old and funny looking now. But in the 80's. Hell yes.
41.) Joaquin Pheonix: You're a freaking adonis. As soon as you join the rest of the world and start eating ,meat, we'll talk.
w00t.
There are probably more, but as this is a spur of the moment type list.... it can't be helped.
<3<3