Feb 11, 2005 12:10
Okay. This guy? Was all fine and stuff till he opened his mouth. Seriously, are all men weird? Is that some kind of genetic problem they all have? And what's with the all the talking about themselves? Does he really think I care about how hard was his decision to start college instead of going to Europe and having a blast? No one cares for things like that anyway! And I'm running out of stuff to drink. That should be my clue to leave.
Of course just then Buffy yells nearly all over the bar and threatens the guy with me. That's so sweet of her. Really. Doesn't she have a life? I mean, there's Brandon with her, who I don't think should be here as this is the girls night out, but who cares as long as Buffy gets distracted and stops ruining my fun.
Not that I'm having fun at the moment. And Buffy did have a point, the guy hasn't looked at anything else than my boobs for last ten minutes. This should make me feel all 'wow he thinks I'm cute' but I'm getting more the feeling of 'eww! perv! get a life!'. Guys just can't behave like human beings, can they? Maybe I should change orientation or something...
"Hey, Zoe." Oh! My savior. "Long time no see!" Yes, I'm hugging her mockingly and making a big fuss, but this is my change to get away from the guy. "Oh, Patrick, this is my friend, we haven't met for a long time, now excuse me, we have lot to catch up with." I say all that faster than either Zoe or Patrick can open their moths and drag Zoe away.
"Thank you." I say to her when we're finally far enough for us not to see the guy. Only good thing about him was that he bought me beer. But now Faith's at the bar so drinks for free anyway.
"So did you want something?"
[open to Zoe]