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Damned French bugger, took all I got today. Pox get'im, pox, you hear? Pox in his ears and them nether parts he's not got, no ways, I tell you, boy, I tell you, Corey-Jean, it be a hard world we're livin' it, and you ain't makin' it much kinder, bringing that hussy in! I told you, boy! I told you she was gonna pull a squickler on you! I told you, and you ain't listened! You give'er to me them first three months, boy, I make something of her! We get our money, boy, get it while she's fresh!
You sell what I gave you? Got me some silver off that stupid rich bitch, you be selling, boy, we need to keep your sister in fine Catholic school, boy!
You do nothing, Corey-Jean! You're useless!
Ah, mais, mon Dieu! Bad seazon, bad seazon! Everyone, so fasti~di~ouse! And ze little ones, non? Zhe little ones behind ze zipper, so uncooperative!
Zhou keep telling it, "Gez up, Choochoo! Gez up for mademoiselle!!!"
And zhou keep praying, because Mas~tehr, non? Monsieur never think iz his fault that Choochoo no gez up for mademoiselle, non! C'est toujours mademoiselle! And zhou keep prrrrray~ing, and zhou keep rrrrrrrrrubbing, and zhou keep seying nise zhings to Choochoo, "Purteh - pleaze, Choochoo, why zhou do zhis to mademoiselle? Pleaze Choochoo, pleaze!"
Ah, non, never, poof! Have to try somezhing new, donc, have to -
O la la - such a lovely skert, look, look! Skirt so nise! Salary so nise! Tip so nise!
Ooops!
Somezhing conveniently fell!
Time to be~nd overre and pick izh!
Ooops!
Izh fell aghen!
Ooops! Ooops!
Monsieurs want meid?
[ooc: …not-French!French-maid / thief / whore at… your service. ._.b Physically chasing customers and making your life hell, yo. Ain't easy being a working girl, fo sho. ]