size doesn't matter ~
It's not about the width and length --
-- it's about how you use the mascara stick.
Yes, they're fake.
It's stressful being the ruling tyrant of a little terrorist group entreprise striving to make its road to success. Minions haven't the finer sense for uniform colour schemes.
Truly, now, no one comprehends my pain.
[ooc: ...don't you just feel sorry for him.]