(no subject)
Lo~ng nap... and such precious commodities duly estranged in my leave. Far from me to demand a report of all my Cathedral companions... and yet farther still to not expect it.
And ah ~ ♥ ~ let's play.
MINION EMPLOYEE SATISFACTION REVIEW
If you are or have been associated with my discrete and rather pliant whims dutiful machination trifles, do consider the completion of the following material. Go forth, henchmen noble commoners ~ !
[rather vile and idiotic appellative that you insist to go by sooner than Rosiel's uniquely fluffier "You - worthless waste of oxygen!"]:
[are you a sociopath/pervert/shame for your kind]:
[...if not, why were you employed, again?]:
[how was your service obtained]:
[have you died throughout service]:
[promotion possibilities]:
[will you ever get the distinctly citrusy aroma out of your hair]:
[do you know that orange peeling is an activity most beneficial to your hands' moisurizing that should be often pursued]:
[job description]:
[job benefits]:
[have you lost a limb throuhgout service]:
[do you wish you had lost a limb]:
[can we discuss the matter of your likely being a masochistic prat in the context of said limb losing a touch more detail]:
[do you love your employer: YES/YES]:
Ah... and by all means, do also play our own part in the growth of small worrisome, soon to be eradicated, why thank you, Little Lord Puppet businesses:
DIETRICH AND ATTENDANT :: CUSTOMER REVIEW
[therapy procedure]: 3/5. There was no duckie. I distinctly asked for a duckie.
[accommodations]: 5/5. Com~for~ta~ble! Eh, not that you needed those bones anyway. It was perfectly logical of me to lounge rather wherever I fancied.
[staff]: 2/5. BUTLER. You are NOT A FURNACE. Fancy, little cloves and wouldn't even share
[cuisine]: 1/5 Mmmmmm. Su~gar cubes. Nothing worth the mention. Clearly.
[overall impression]: Dietrich is pre~tty. And still...ah... keep the day job or consider further professional possibilities as angelic interior decoration. If you can carry flowers on your head, I shall find use for you as a vase ~ !
Hmmm. I wonder... circumstantially, should I tip ~ ?
Wal~ter. Why doesn't Daughter love me? This is all the result of your heinous misdoings! You've traumatized the child!
[ooc: in the exceedingly good mood of anyone who's spent the past five days in hot water, dozing, and recuperating a hand. CUSTOMER SERVICE REVIEWS.]