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AUCTIONING....
VISITORS
A~aaa, ci ~ ti ~ ♥ ~ zens! Uterrly weary of their persecution? Overwhelmed by the deep, earnest desire to tear them apart to beautiful, bloody bits?
Suffer no longer!
Pick the visitor of your choice, claim immediate ownership*, stone and reduce to mere shrivels of no~thing immediately ~ ! The Inorganic Bank of Rosiel guarantees your right to this procession!
Starting bid: an orange!
Ah! Visitors? Merely - ummmm - stand still for the whole, yes? Surely even your ambiguous world of provenance understands and approves of capitalism ~ ♥
*the Inorganic Bank of Rosiel takes no responsibility for whatever ownership claims rendered invalid in the curse's leave, and instead urges you to direct your amorous/vindictive efforts towards less argumentative victims merchendise.