the first and only love of my young life has an apartment with the girl he started dating the day after we hung out and had an awkward non-dating makeout sesh. it only bothers me maybe 5% of the time, but when it bothers me, it really bothers me. tallahassee is really lonely, that's why i throw myself into like four projects at once. i consume myself with creating things, and thus feel less alone. also, i personify my car and my bike. on the Lauren Walz Scale of Lauren Walz Being Pathetic, today i'd give myself a round five. but that's a conservative estimate.