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Oct 28, 2003 23:10

So here I sit. Fingers to keyboard, and... Go! Hmmm, that's odd, I don't seem to be able to free my mind via this computer... Wait! I got an idea.

Well, that didn't work. So after I shooting myself in the face, I've decided, today just isn't a good day to release my thoughts on to the internet. Damn, what a bummer.

But seriously folks, I'll be here all week you can catch me here at about this time every night. Thank you live journal your all beautiful... except you. Yeah that's right I see you deadhead946. You don't count.

I got out of work at like 10:00. Business is getting a little slow. That is good for me right now but that may kick me in the ass in the long run. I'm satisfied (pause) have to fuck with a stoner. Ok (unpause)So yeah I'm satisfied with my job. Sure I could be making more money working for a corporation, but I dunno, it wouldn't be as easy to steal shit. Ya know? J/K

So anyways Chet just came online and immediatly announces, "I'm so fucked up," as usual. Now fucking with chet when he is high is not just fun anymore. It's an art. So here's the convo:

Superman4L812: m soo fucked up
Superman4L812: i smoked 2 joints of this shit and it had to be laced
ericdxm: oh yeah chet
Superman4L812: ive been Wasted for like 2 hours now
ericdxm: could you say that into my shirt a little louder
Superman4L812: huh
ericdxm: *coughs* Abra Kadabra
ericdxm: huh?
Superman4L812: omg
Superman4L812: wtf is going on
ericdxm: what are you talking about? Shirt? Chet your crazy man
ericdxm: lol
Superman4L812: 2 joints of this shit
Superman4L812: my ears keep popping
Superman4L812: lol
Superman4L812: i dont know why
ericdxm: ***UNDER BREATH*** Ok, he doesn't know I'm wearing a wire. Continue transmission.
Superman4L812: i mean no im not high
ericdxm: ears popping, well that's quite a delima
Superman4L812: hahah
Superman4L812: so whats goin on dude
ericdxm: so in these joints, there was probably no tobacco huh?
Superman4L812: they were tobacco
ericdxm: Dammit!
Superman4L812: why
ericdxm: want to come over and smoke a bowel
ericdxm: that is what you kids do these days right
ericdxm: smoke bowels
ericdxm: i have a marijuana ciggarette
ericdxm: would you like to buy this marijuana ciggarette from me
ericdxm: ***UNDER BREATH*** I think he may be on to me.
ericdxm: Chet?
ericdxm: are you still there
ericdxm: don't you like marijuana, cuz I sure like marijuana
Superman4L812: hold on
ericdxm: ok
Superman4L812: no dude im good on the dope thanks tho
ericdxm: Yeah George the kid has no clue that he's being taped
ericdxm: whoops
ericdxm: hello
Superman4L812: right
Superman4L812: fuck you
ericdxm: lol
ericdxm: what's going on
ericdxm: had to do it you understand
ericdxm: i love fucking with high ons
ericdxm: still there?
Superman4L812: hey u were just fucking around about taping right?
ericdxm: lmfao. yes, ofcourse I was. How could I be taping you were chatting online Chet!
Superman4L812: Shit i dunno. All i reallyi know for sure is this sandwhich is tasty
ericdxm: lol
ericdxm: i'm quotting you on that
ericdxm: lol
Superman4L812: lol
Superman4L812: Good shit
Superman4L812: im gonn amake a book one day lol

CHET IS SO FUCKING FUNNY!

Oh Scary Movie 3 gets a big 0 on the Eric scale. Texas Chainsaw Massacre on the other foot gets 4/5 coricidin pills.

So yeah back to the dialogue of my life. Halloween party was cancelled. Now I am doing abso-fucking nothing on Halloween... but atleast I have the day off. Who even knows anymore these days.

ericdxm: i know
ericdxm: i know
ericdxm: go download some AFI
ericdxm: it'll make your cold go away
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