Why Do I Always Die?
Title: Why Do I Always Die?
Characters: Hankyung, Heechul, implied SiHanChul
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor, Crack
Summary: Hankyung wonders why he's the one that always dies...
...the life from Hankyung's eyes faded as he lied on the streets in the pouring rain...
...lifeless body body being thrown out the car....
...Heechul sobbed as Hankyung's hands slipped from his...
"What the-?" Hankyung skimmed through the fanfictions that he was reading. It never interested him, the fanfictions, but the fact that Heechul told him that fanfictions "release the imagination from within", Hankyung had to check it out. To help out the Chinese man, Heechul made a compilation of Hankyung fanfictions for him to read.
"What's the matter?" Heechul smirked as he popped up behind the Chinese man. Pointing at the screen (which was currently describing an intense sex scene between Heechul, Siwon, and Hankyung), Hankyung stammered, "What the hell is this?!" The older man leaned forward and quickly read a few sentences outloud, then he smiled and turned, "it's a threesome! You know, SiHanChul... with you me-" Hankyung quickly interrupted with wide eyes, "I KNOW what a threesome is! And as disturbing as me and Siwon making out-" Heechul coughed, "and you... WHY DO I ALWAYS END UP DYING?!"
Clicking the return button, Hankyung pointed out all the fanfictions he always ended up dead in, "-and in this one, I got swept away by a tornado, this one was a car crash, and THIS one, oh yeah this one, i died from blood loss from reading to much porn." Heechul snickered at the last one. Glaring at the older man Hankyung sighed loudly and scrolled down more, "Why is it ME? Why not YOU? or Siwon for crying out loud? And why- WHAT IS THIS?!" Hankyung stuck his face closer to the screen and narrowed his eyes.
The bottom of the fanfictions, Heechul included the complimentary "Timeless" "I Will" and "The Left Shore of Happiness" music videos, where Hankyung was the person that ended up dead.
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Whaa~ Sorry for the weird and random story~ I just finished reading 4 fanfictions in a row that Hankyung happened to die in (yes, all 4 of them O.o) And i always wondered why HE was the one dying?
The MVs listed, Hankyung dies in those too....
He's too awesome to die!! >.<
Characters: Hankyung, Heechul, implied SiHanChul
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor, Crack
Summary: Hankyung wonders why he's the one that always dies...
...the life from Hankyung's eyes faded as he lied on the streets in the pouring rain...
...lifeless body body being thrown out the car....
...Heechul sobbed as Hankyung's hands slipped from his...
"What the-?" Hankyung skimmed through the fanfictions that he was reading. It never interested him, the fanfictions, but the fact that Heechul told him that fanfictions "release the imagination from within", Hankyung had to check it out. To help out the Chinese man, Heechul made a compilation of Hankyung fanfictions for him to read.
"What's the matter?" Heechul smirked as he popped up behind the Chinese man. Pointing at the screen (which was currently describing an intense sex scene between Heechul, Siwon, and Hankyung), Hankyung stammered, "What the hell is this?!" The older man leaned forward and quickly read a few sentences outloud, then he smiled and turned, "it's a threesome! You know, SiHanChul... with you me-" Hankyung quickly interrupted with wide eyes, "I KNOW what a threesome is! And as disturbing as me and Siwon making out-" Heechul coughed, "and you... WHY DO I ALWAYS END UP DYING?!"
Clicking the return button, Hankyung pointed out all the fanfictions he always ended up dead in, "-and in this one, I got swept away by a tornado, this one was a car crash, and THIS one, oh yeah this one, i died from blood loss from reading to much porn." Heechul snickered at the last one. Glaring at the older man Hankyung sighed loudly and scrolled down more, "Why is it ME? Why not YOU? or Siwon for crying out loud? And why- WHAT IS THIS?!" Hankyung stuck his face closer to the screen and narrowed his eyes.
The bottom of the fanfictions, Heechul included the complimentary "Timeless" "I Will" and "The Left Shore of Happiness" music videos, where Hankyung was the person that ended up dead.
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Whaa~ Sorry for the weird and random story~ I just finished reading 4 fanfictions in a row that Hankyung happened to die in (yes, all 4 of them O.o) And i always wondered why HE was the one dying?
The MVs listed, Hankyung dies in those too....
He's too awesome to die!! >.<