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Jan 24, 2009 02:26

THINGS TO BEWARE OF→→&rarr:

★ THE STUPID DISEASE
For people like TONO, this is very serious. Your stupidity could kill you! According to Super-Medical-Expert ♥ KiOkun~

★ THE CHICKENPOX
Commoners are too poor to afford vaccines, and since they also can't afford health insurance, they don't get it just once, but over. and over. and over, until they're old and have to have the nurse scratch the spots for them. Even though I think you're not supposed to scratch~ I wouldn't know, I was VACCINATED. ☆

★ DUMB BUGS
People who were cruel to children and old Grandma's on the street in their past lives, have recently been developing gross bugs that live on their tongues~ Who will squish an ant next? ☆ I was probably VACCINATED for those, too, whatever they are, since we who can afford to value our personal health above many things. ☆

★ NOXIOUS GAS
Commoners don't know how to keep the air clean, so in their misery from being so poor, they've polluted it, but now they don't have enough money to clean it up~ Whoops. We have to suffer from their mistakes.
→♥ We'll play the "Who Can Hold Their Breath the Longest?" GAME!! ☆

★ GROSS SMOKES
If you smoke cigarettes while the air is like this, your clothes will burn off! And you'll go bankrupt!!!

★ PERVERTS!!!
THEY'RE BREAKING INTO PEOPLE'S HOUSES. IT MUST HAVE TO DO WITH ALL OF THE ABOVE. WATCH OUT!! Everything bad happens to Kio, huh. What did you do?

This has been a public service announcement from your local
Hitachiin Brothers~ ♪♫

game, lmao this is the most obnoxious post eve, kio, realm of commoners, wannabe newsreporters, pervert germs, event: chickenpox, finally i posted :|, impoverished wtf?, wtf is this shit, commoners r gross, we can lie and say the air got to his he, event: toxic air

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