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[ The camera focuses on Hikaru and Kaoru, side-by-side saluting. The room is noisy and banging can be heard in the background, along with excited shouts and running. Hikaru poses in his blazer. ]
[English]
HI~~ Welcome to the Ouran Academy HOST CLUB! Special Report! Yes!!
We're your handsome reporters, the Hitachiin Brothers~! Coming straight from the new location for all the prettiest princesses -- and princes! No discrimination! -- on Planet Poverty to come and be happy and spend their idle time~ Under construction!!
Commoners are so hardworking~~ It's exciting to watch them work, huh? Let's go!!
[ Hikaru and Kaoru file off camera, and soon enough the camera is moving. It shows a small classroom in the high school, filled with various people -- four of them wear the same light blue blazers and pants that Hikaru and Kaoru were wearing. Hikaru walks around, video-taping the people working. ]
[Japanese]
Hey, hey, you, sir!! What's that thing in your hand? It looks dangerous! Be careful! Don't hit yourself!! O, nooo~!!
[ The video pans around, showing a view of everyone. A group of people are crowded around a wall, seemingly attempting to... break through it. ]
All of this spectacular commoner labour is quite something, isn't it, Kaoru~?
HEY, HEY, HARUHI~~ [ camera in Haruhi's face! pans out. ] Is this how your home was built at home? All the neigbourhood got together and worked hard~? Commoner neighbourhood bonding is so touching!!
[ Swift turn about. Video run towards the exiting door. ]
Let's go help Tono!! [ Through the high school hall, view of the ceiling, and all around, as if Hikaru's just randomly taping the place ... which he is. Outside, Tamaki bothering people walking by. Same blue uniform. ]
Nee, nee, Tono!! When are they going to smash through the wall? We'll hire more help! Here, hold this--
[ view of Hikaru and Kaoru standing side-by-side again, posing with each other. Identical grins~ ]
[English]
Construction continues! Please aid your city Host Club~ Come and -- do all these fun, laborious things that commoners love to do! Yay~! Physical activity! Go, go, go!!
Hitachiin Brothers -- OUT! Yesss~!! [ pose at the camera, Hikaru retrieves the device as Kaoru begins coaxing passerby. Hikaru joins him, sloppy end shot.
The communicator shuts off.]
[ ooc | comment logs welcome! They're hiring people to help reconstruct a couple of rooms in the high school and uh. knock down a wall. for the host clubbbbb~~ assembly room. >Db And Hikaru's just running around like a loser with his communicator recording, for the moment. Later he'll sit around and bitch about how bored he is. :| GOGOGO~ ]
[English]
HI~~ Welcome to the Ouran Academy HOST CLUB! Special Report! Yes!!
We're your handsome reporters, the Hitachiin Brothers~! Coming straight from the new location for all the prettiest princesses -- and princes! No discrimination! -- on Planet Poverty to come and be happy and spend their idle time~ Under construction!!
Commoners are so hardworking~~ It's exciting to watch them work, huh? Let's go!!
[ Hikaru and Kaoru file off camera, and soon enough the camera is moving. It shows a small classroom in the high school, filled with various people -- four of them wear the same light blue blazers and pants that Hikaru and Kaoru were wearing. Hikaru walks around, video-taping the people working. ]
[Japanese]
Hey, hey, you, sir!! What's that thing in your hand? It looks dangerous! Be careful! Don't hit yourself!! O, nooo~!!
[ The video pans around, showing a view of everyone. A group of people are crowded around a wall, seemingly attempting to... break through it. ]
All of this spectacular commoner labour is quite something, isn't it, Kaoru~?
HEY, HEY, HARUHI~~ [ camera in Haruhi's face! pans out. ] Is this how your home was built at home? All the neigbourhood got together and worked hard~? Commoner neighbourhood bonding is so touching!!
[ Swift turn about. Video run towards the exiting door. ]
Let's go help Tono!! [ Through the high school hall, view of the ceiling, and all around, as if Hikaru's just randomly taping the place ... which he is. Outside, Tamaki bothering people walking by. Same blue uniform. ]
Nee, nee, Tono!! When are they going to smash through the wall? We'll hire more help! Here, hold this--
[ view of Hikaru and Kaoru standing side-by-side again, posing with each other. Identical grins~ ]
[English]
Construction continues! Please aid your city Host Club~ Come and -- do all these fun, laborious things that commoners love to do! Yay~! Physical activity! Go, go, go!!
Hitachiin Brothers -- OUT! Yesss~!! [ pose at the camera, Hikaru retrieves the device as Kaoru begins coaxing passerby. Hikaru joins him, sloppy end shot.
The communicator shuts off.]
[ ooc | comment logs welcome! They're hiring people to help reconstruct a couple of rooms in the high school and uh. knock down a wall. for the host clubbbbb~~ assembly room. >Db And Hikaru's just running around like a loser with his communicator recording, for the moment. Later he'll sit around and bitch about how bored he is. :| GOGOGO~ ]