A Diversion
This cracked me up:
Stop Licking Him -- You Don't Know Where He's Been!
Six-year-old to guy stranger while hiding behind mother on cell: Hi.
20-something guy: Hello...
Six-year-old, grabbing guy's hand: Hi.
20 something guy, confused: Hello...
Six-year-old to mom: I picked one!
Mom: You picked what? No! I told you that you could pick out the stamps, not a person! Put him back!
--Post office
Overheard by: Put back
via Overheard in New York, Mar 10, 2007
Also, I'm randomly completely exhausted. Time change?
My articling interviews went well. Which naturally means there will be no call backs. Because my life is like that. I think I smiled too much. I'm not even happy. It's not fair!
This too is for the best. That is my new mantra.
Stop Licking Him -- You Don't Know Where He's Been!
Six-year-old to guy stranger while hiding behind mother on cell: Hi.
20-something guy: Hello...
Six-year-old, grabbing guy's hand: Hi.
20 something guy, confused: Hello...
Six-year-old to mom: I picked one!
Mom: You picked what? No! I told you that you could pick out the stamps, not a person! Put him back!
--Post office
Overheard by: Put back
via Overheard in New York, Mar 10, 2007
Also, I'm randomly completely exhausted. Time change?
My articling interviews went well. Which naturally means there will be no call backs. Because my life is like that. I think I smiled too much. I'm not even happy. It's not fair!
This too is for the best. That is my new mantra.