#54 - Booty Call
I'm just, I'm just saying-- No! I'm just saying, men and women are fundamentally different, okay? It, it's-- I am not mis-- Look-- Can I-- HEY! All I'm saying is, people have goals, and in a social situation, a man's goals diff-- g-- gen-- GENERALLY SPEAKING a man's goals differ to a woman's. It's like toilet seats. Women like them down. Men like them up. Fundamentally different-- no, I'm not-- it's not about-- Look, could you drop the toilet seat thing, okay, it was just a metaphor-- Whatever! The point-- No, the point-- Yes, okay, you were right about that point of grammar and I was wrong, okay? Okay. The point is, men and women, in the same place, want different things. It's not about the restaurant and the food and the wine. It's about pay-off. Women are all about the journey, about every step being enjoyable, being perfect, and men are about getting to the destination as quickly and as often as possible. That's not a-- It's not! I'm not talking about-- I'm saying, in general this is what it is! It's a man thing, it's a woman thing, and never the twain shall meet. Unless she's, you know, a dog. And maybe not even then. What? How is that--? It's not insulting to-- It's-- Okay, but-- That's-- Yes, but-- I'm just-- I'm-- I'M JUST SAYING! That when a man is with a woman who isn't hot, he's thinking about women who are, and when he is with a hot chick, friendship is not on his mind at all. So, see, this is why we can't be friends, because you're hot. So, wanna go out, a restaurant, catch a movie? What? Hello? Hello? Are you still there? Hello? ...Bitch.