[PINmail] going once, going twice...

[one_drafted_man]

United Nations Space Command Priority Transmission 707649-26DC53/2010-1132FL20
Encryption Code: Green
Public Key: file/nexus/xanadu/
From: one_drafted_man
To: freedomthat

Comments

[one_drafted_man]

Well, what can I say. As a businessman, I feel it worthwhile to have a range of products available to suit the needs of many customers. As for a favor... nothing comes immediately to mind.

Maybe if you could tell me a bit more about your organization? I'm only mildly familiar with 21st Century government agencies from other universes (originally from the 26th, now living in the 34th, complicated time travel circumstances), especially since individual national governments are long since a thing of the past for me. I could tell you more about mine in return, which... come to think of it, wouldn't change the doing-a-favor balance, but maybe I'll think of something eventually.

Just so you're aware before I show up to the event, I am a very large man who travels in bright orange powered armor. Please don't be too alarmed by my arrival; I come in peace. :-)

You're more than welcome to use those descriptions. In fact, I'm pretty sure the people from my Marketing department who helped write them up would be thrilled.

Yeah, I wear a helmet that makes me pretty well Headcrab-proof? But those fuckers can jump, and having one pop out of nowhere and aimed at my face still scares the shit out of me.

--Grif (oh good)