THE FIRST INTERNATIONAL BONER DAY
June 12 is the first International Boner Day.
After calculating the average of random numbers, I, as well as other numerous mathematicians, have concluded that June 12, 2004 is the most appropriate day for such an occasion. Not only does this important day fall on a Saturday, but it is also occurring during a crucial time for high schoolers---summertime and the end of the school year. What other way is more appropriate to celebrate the 12th of June than to give a loved one(preferably one who has the ability to have a penil-erection) a towering boner?
Women, straight or homosexual, should not be so downcast on such a day. One could make this event a game. For example, you could have a contest to see who can give the most erections to a handful of strapping, young men. Or you can create another fascinating game with your wild imagination.
This day is intended to be fun, not offensive. If you do not wish to celebrate International Boner Day, then simply ignore all of the boner-licious activities taking place.
Keep it pimp,
Kristin
After calculating the average of random numbers, I, as well as other numerous mathematicians, have concluded that June 12, 2004 is the most appropriate day for such an occasion. Not only does this important day fall on a Saturday, but it is also occurring during a crucial time for high schoolers---summertime and the end of the school year. What other way is more appropriate to celebrate the 12th of June than to give a loved one(preferably one who has the ability to have a penil-erection) a towering boner?
Women, straight or homosexual, should not be so downcast on such a day. One could make this event a game. For example, you could have a contest to see who can give the most erections to a handful of strapping, young men. Or you can create another fascinating game with your wild imagination.
This day is intended to be fun, not offensive. If you do not wish to celebrate International Boner Day, then simply ignore all of the boner-licious activities taking place.
Keep it pimp,
Kristin