Dear scientists: fuck YOU.
This is fuckin' bullshit.
Pluto is so a planet! Is so, is so!
Here's why, you stupid dumb scientist fucks:
1.) Because there is a Walt Disney character named after it. He's not named after the Roman God of the underworld, bitches; he's a fuckin' cheery-assed dog, for Christ's sake. He's named after the PLANET PLUTO. So does he have to change his name now? Are you gonna tell millions of children to scratch out Pluto's name from their Pluto lunchboxes and replace it with... with what exactly? Fuckin' nothing?
2.) NASA launched a probe at Pluto that's gonna get there soon. What did we spend however many billions of bucks on that shit for, if Pluto's not even a fucking planet? So we could take X-rays of a chunk of fucking ice? Don't you fucking tell me that shit, assholes!
3.) Earth is rapidly approaching total environmental meltdown, and you motherfuckers are sitting around ejecting planets from the solar system. That shit is millions of light years away, goddammit! How about we clean up our brown air first?!
4.) Hm... what's the first planet to ever get evicted? Oh, the dark one. You fuckin' racists.
5.) Hey, fuckers, did you ever hear of something called a metaphor? Well, hello, Pluto's a big beautiful fucking metaphor. It's the mysterious dark cold netherworld. It's the gateway to oblivion. It's fucking death, morons! Now then; you wanna explain to the world's storytellers that you just decided to eliminate death from the celestial poem? Go ahead -- they'll tell you to go fuck yourselves in the heart.
And P.S. I want Ceres, Charon and Xena back, too, bastards. I was just getting used to their company and after just a couple of days you yank them. I want them back, and then I want you to get back to doing what you do best: finding us more planets. More, more , more!!!
Now get outta here before I kick your geek asses from here to PLUTO.
Pluto is so a planet! Is so, is so!
Here's why, you stupid dumb scientist fucks:
1.) Because there is a Walt Disney character named after it. He's not named after the Roman God of the underworld, bitches; he's a fuckin' cheery-assed dog, for Christ's sake. He's named after the PLANET PLUTO. So does he have to change his name now? Are you gonna tell millions of children to scratch out Pluto's name from their Pluto lunchboxes and replace it with... with what exactly? Fuckin' nothing?
2.) NASA launched a probe at Pluto that's gonna get there soon. What did we spend however many billions of bucks on that shit for, if Pluto's not even a fucking planet? So we could take X-rays of a chunk of fucking ice? Don't you fucking tell me that shit, assholes!
3.) Earth is rapidly approaching total environmental meltdown, and you motherfuckers are sitting around ejecting planets from the solar system. That shit is millions of light years away, goddammit! How about we clean up our brown air first?!
4.) Hm... what's the first planet to ever get evicted? Oh, the dark one. You fuckin' racists.
5.) Hey, fuckers, did you ever hear of something called a metaphor? Well, hello, Pluto's a big beautiful fucking metaphor. It's the mysterious dark cold netherworld. It's the gateway to oblivion. It's fucking death, morons! Now then; you wanna explain to the world's storytellers that you just decided to eliminate death from the celestial poem? Go ahead -- they'll tell you to go fuck yourselves in the heart.
And P.S. I want Ceres, Charon and Xena back, too, bastards. I was just getting used to their company and after just a couple of days you yank them. I want them back, and then I want you to get back to doing what you do best: finding us more planets. More, more , more!!!
Now get outta here before I kick your geek asses from here to PLUTO.