из твиттера

Mar 23, 2011 18:09

Sorry... I thought you said be GENITAL with me.

I'm in a pool with a bunch of little kids. I am peeing as often as possible for pre-venge.

They should make the ocean taste like beer. Fuck. Do I have to think of everything?

I always yell "I'm not masturbating!" when someone knocks on my office door so they know I'm not masturbating.

Shit. Actually, watched the rain instead of taking pictures of the rain then posting them on facebook.
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