Quick note to all persons...

[onderhaus]

What the fuck happened to the dining hall???

Added after a few minutes:

I need volunteers to help clean up this mess.

For the rest of you, the dining hall is closed until it's not covered in goddamn blood. I'll get someone to take cheese sandwiches and fruit to the common rooms.

Comments

[major_west]

I'll help, as I don't trust the vast majority of the individuals here to put in a proper effort.

[gimmethemap]

And that's how you get them to try harder.

[major_west]

They aren't children who require encouragement, Morgan. They're arrant, lazy adults.

[gimmethemap]

You don't have to encourage but you can't expect people to get better if they decide it's not good enough no matter what they do.

God I've been typoing everything lately. ERRANT.

[major_west]

Yes, I'm certain that my disapproval of their laziness will crush their self esteem so much that they find themselves incapable of lifting a finger to help keep this place clean.

[gimmethemap]

Well, Henry, if I wasn't so certain that you're a sweet guy under that grumpy and overly English exterior, I wouldn't volunteer to help you. Since you seem to know how to do it right.