Aye, it's good t'know y'don't think inmates are capable of poor communication t'make their wardens look incompetent, believin' everything y'hear and jumping to wildly ridiculous conclusions.
At any rate, that's not a bit what I had in mind, but considerin' your pleasant disposition, I don't suppose I'm interested in clarifyin'.
Now, look, you passive-aggressive fuck: there was no communication issue. The kid told me you sent him to ask me to keep track of what he eats. End. Finish.
So either your inmate is a liar - in which case you should have handled it yourself - or there's no misunderstanding - in which case you should have handled it yourself.
Listen, mate, that's not even remotely what I had in mind when I proposed the idea to 'im. Maybe he misunderstood an' you've inadvertently been made to be a complete wanker in the process. I didn't ask him t'talk with yeh, either, so I s'pose that assumption's all yours to be an arse about. He did that of his own accord, so you'll have t'forgive him for makin' a right Nancy of yeh.
Mentioned your name with an idea I was runnin' past him that had nothin' t'do with you watchin' the lad eat and not a wee bit more'n that, mate. It was a discussion he jumped on, presumably t'rile you up. S'fine with me, really. It's all rubbish at this point.
I wish I could give yeh permission t'give him a good verbal beatin'. Can't say y'didn't scare the bloody hell out of me with your impassioned tirade. I think the lad's just playin' at something because we're not understandin' each other properly and he's frustrated. We talked about a food log, but y'weren't meant t'be more than a signature on paper.
Most I can do is apologize on his behalf and ask yeh nicely not to sock him in the face. Don't blame yeh if y'do, but it'd be peachy if y'didn't.
At any rate, that's not a bit what I had in mind, but considerin' your pleasant disposition, I don't suppose I'm interested in clarifyin'.
Have a nice day, laddie.
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So either your inmate is a liar - in which case you should have handled it yourself - or there's no misunderstanding - in which case you should have handled it yourself.
You do not dump your ward on other people.
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You mind terribly if I beat the everliving shit out of him?
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Most I can do is apologize on his behalf and ask yeh nicely not to sock him in the face. Don't blame yeh if y'do, but it'd be peachy if y'didn't.
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