You're a mean one, Rube.

[onderhaus]

Someone broke into the kitchen, and I want to know who did it. Someone's in for a real treat, you know what I mean?

So, who's going to be my little stool pigeon and come forward with some handy information? I've got something special for you, too.

Speak up.

[OOC: Rube's divergence in history is his decision, upon becoming a reaper, to just say

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[onderhaus]

Who said anything about trouble? There's no trouble.

Just an inmate who's finally doing good. I want to know who.

[ichlugebullets]

But who would do that?

I'm sorry!

[onderhaus]

Obviously not you, you insubordinate little shit.

don't be!

[ichlugebullets]

Sorry, sir.

Ugh hugh hugh hugh :C I hate Rube like this.

[onderhaus]

You know what we call people like you? Worms.

You're a fucking worm.

Why don't you fucking graduate already?

[cautionarystory]

If I say it was me, do I get a cookie?

OH YES, GUN-WEILDING MANIAC IS HIS PEANUT NOW.

[onderhaus]

Do you want a cookie, Peanut?

Well, this version of her is probably less maniacal.

[cautionarystory]

I'd really like to get out of here, but that's not happening 'til I go nuts and kill a bunch of people in my sleep. So if I get a cookie for saying I trashed the kitchen, why not?

Re: Well, this version of her is probably less maniacal.

[onderhaus]

You lying to me? If you're lying to me, you can have a big box of cookies.

I'm gonna assume mirrorverse Parker never got her workshift changed.

[you_run_i_chase]

Rube, I just got back and wanna fucking graduate. Can I take my shift until I get a fucking warden to graduate me?

*feels dirty and ill writing this*

[onderhaus]

Oh, good. The women finally want to get back in the fucking kitchen.

Oh Mirror Rube you douche!

[you_run_i_chase]

Yeah, I fucking want back in the kitchen, asshole. I wanna fucking graduate. You gonna let me or do I just fucking show up and start wielding a god damn cutting knife against some poor fucking harmless carrots?

[onderhaus]

That's my girl. Dinner shift.