Probably didn't even stick it in an envelope, just left it outsoundof_drumsNovember 11 2009, 16:50:18 UTC
Inmate Self-Evaluation Form
Name: The Master Warden’s Name: Tom Jackman
1. How long have you been here? Two years and two months. 2. Do you believe you belong here? I am here to tend to my flock. 3. If you were a color, what color would you be, and why? White-- because it is unblemished. 4. How many wardens have you had? Eight. I wonder why that is. 5. Describe your average day aboard the Barge. None of your business. 6. What job has your warden assigned to you? None. I am busy enough rewarding the faith of others. 7. What was your initial reaction upon meeting your warden? He had terrible hair. 8. What are your hobbies? Feeding the poor. Charity. 9. In one word, how would you describe your warden? Careless. 10. What is the most important rule to follow, as an inmate? That's a secret. 11. What is your ideal holiday destination? Tokyo. 12. What is the worst moment you’ve experienced aboard the Barge? Bearing witness to the persecution my dear friend Judas is facing for merely having faith in me. 13. What is the best moment you’ve experienced aboard the Barge? Oh, there are too many to count... 14. Do you feel you have improved since arriving here? Absolutely. 15. How many times have you died? I'm sure the answer would make you smile. 16. If you were an animal, what animal would you be, and why? A lamb. 17. Do you feel that you know your fellow inmates well? Intimately. 18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? Nothing. 19. If you could change one thing about your warden, what would it be? I'd let Hyde out to stay permanently. 20. Do you want to graduate? Dearly. 21. How do you feel? Content.
Multiple Choice Questions: 1. You discover one warden is a criminal and ought to be an inmate. Do you: a. Ignore the situation. b. Report the situation to the Admiral. c. Plan a riot. D. I forgive them and hope that they will one day come to see the light.
2. Of the choices, which would you prefer for your employment? a. Lifeguard b. Law enforcement c. Computer Technician d. Sanitation Worker
3. If you could have one of the following historical figures for a warden, which would you choose, based on their ability to do the job capably and fairly? Please research your answer. a. Abraham Lincoln b. Socrates c. Wyatt Earp d. Che Guevera
Rate the following on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being “Poor” and 10 being “Excellent”.
1. Your warden’s behavior. 1 2. Your warden’s effectiveness. 1 3. Your behavior. 10 4. Your warden’s hygiene and cleanliness. 1 5. Your hygiene and cleanliness. 10 6. The quality of the food. 2 7. Your communication with the wardens in general. 10 8. Your communication with your warden. 5 9. Your warden’s ability to communicate. 1 10. The likelihood that you will graduate within the next six months. 10
Why are you here? Persecution and the ignorance of others.
Name: The Master
Warden’s Name: Tom Jackman
1. How long have you been here? Two years and two months.
2. Do you believe you belong here? I am here to tend to my flock.
3. If you were a color, what color would you be, and why? White-- because it is unblemished.
4. How many wardens have you had? Eight. I wonder why that is.
5. Describe your average day aboard the Barge. None of your business.
6. What job has your warden assigned to you? None. I am busy enough rewarding the faith of others.
7. What was your initial reaction upon meeting your warden? He had terrible hair.
8. What are your hobbies? Feeding the poor. Charity.
9. In one word, how would you describe your warden? Careless.
10. What is the most important rule to follow, as an inmate? That's a secret.
11. What is your ideal holiday destination? Tokyo.
12. What is the worst moment you’ve experienced aboard the Barge? Bearing witness to the persecution my dear friend Judas is facing for merely having faith in me.
13. What is the best moment you’ve experienced aboard the Barge? Oh, there are too many to count...
14. Do you feel you have improved since arriving here? Absolutely.
15. How many times have you died? I'm sure the answer would make you smile.
16. If you were an animal, what animal would you be, and why? A lamb.
17. Do you feel that you know your fellow inmates well? Intimately.
18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? Nothing.
19. If you could change one thing about your warden, what would it be? I'd let Hyde out to stay permanently.
20. Do you want to graduate? Dearly.
21. How do you feel? Content.
Multiple Choice Questions:
1. You discover one warden is a criminal and ought to be an inmate. Do you:
a. Ignore the situation.
b. Report the situation to the Admiral.
c. Plan a riot.
D. I forgive them and hope that they will one day come to see the light.
2. Of the choices, which would you prefer for your employment?
a. Lifeguard
b. Law enforcement
c. Computer Technician
d. Sanitation Worker
3. If you could have one of the following historical figures for a warden, which would you choose, based on their ability to do the job capably and fairly? Please research your answer.
a. Abraham Lincoln
b. Socrates
c. Wyatt Earp
d. Che Guevera
Rate the following on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being “Poor” and 10 being “Excellent”.
1. Your warden’s behavior. 1
2. Your warden’s effectiveness. 1
3. Your behavior. 10
4. Your warden’s hygiene and cleanliness. 1
5. Your hygiene and cleanliness. 10
6. The quality of the food. 2
7. Your communication with the wardens in general. 10
8. Your communication with your warden. 5
9. Your warden’s ability to communicate. 1
10. The likelihood that you will graduate within the next six months. 10
Why are you here? Persecution and the ignorance of others.
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