Self-Evaluation Forms

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Here they are. Fill them out, return them to me, I'll file them

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Inmate Self-Evaluation Form

Name: Charlie Prince
Warden’s Name: Don't much matter; ain't gonna stick around

1. How long have you been here? How long you figure?
2. Do you believe you belong here? Well, I sure as hell don't belong in no church or anywhere with decent men, now do I?
3. If you were a color, what color would you be, and why? What the hell kind of question is this? It ain't worth shit.
4. How many wardens have you had?Besides you? Depends how long they have to stay for me to count 'em.
5. Describe your average day aboard the Barge. What's it to you?
6. What job has your warden assigned to you? I don't need no damn job from a warden.
7. What was your initial reaction upon meeting your warden? This one? After all the others, I don't much care anymore.
8. What are your hobbies?
9. In one word, how would you describe your warden? Stupid as shit.
10. What is the most important rule to follow, as an inmate? Don't answer stupid questions with honest answers.
11. What is your ideal holiday destination? Nowhere 'round here.
12. What is the worst moment you’ve experienced aboard the Barge? You know, I couldn't rightly tell you.
13. What is the best moment you’ve experienced aboard the Barge? You know, that riot wasn't all that bad...
14. Do you feel you have improved since arriving here? What the hell? We got different definitions of improvement.
15. How many times have you died? Don't rightly know.
16. If you were an animal, what animal would you be, and why? This is another stupid question.
17. Do you feel that you know your fellow inmates well? Well as I'd like.
18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I wouldn't answer these sorts of things.
19. If you could change one thing about your warden, what would it be? Might do some good to give her some common sense, I reckon.
20. Do you want to graduate? Given how it currently sounds, not particularly.
21. How do you feel? Bout what?

Multiple Choice Questions:

1. You discover one warden is a criminal and ought to be an inmate. Do you:
a. Ignore the situation.
b. Report the situation to the Admiral.
c. Plan a riot.
["d. laugh" is scribbled in below c.]

2. Of the choices, which would you prefer for your employment?
a. Lifeguard
b. Law enforcement
c. Computer Technician
d. Sanitation Worker

3. If you could have one of the following historical figures for a warden, which would you choose, based on their ability to do the job capably and fairly? Please research your answer.
a. Abraham Lincoln
b. Socrates
c. Wyatt Earp
d. Che Guevera

Rate the following on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being “Poor” and 10 being “Excellent”.

1. Your warden’s behavior.
2. Your warden’s effectiveness.2
3. Your behavior.
4. Your warden’s hygiene and cleanliness.
5. Your hygiene and cleanliness. What the hell
6. The quality of the food.
7. Your communication with the wardens in general.
8. Your communication with your warden.
9. Your warden’s ability to communicate.
10. The likelihood that you will graduate within the next six months. Not very likely.

Why are you here? Nothin' better came along, I reckon.