swing never misses an opportunity to bitch, so he's not fussed about 'confidential'pleasesmirkNovember 11 2009, 12:08:15 UTC
Name: Captain Findthee Swing Warden’s Name: The Doctor (the-one-with-the-scarf)
1. How long have you been here? Nearly three months. 2. Do you believe you belong here? No. 3. If you were a color, what color would you be, and why? Orange. 4. How many wardens have you had? Two. 5. Describe your average day aboard the Barge. It mainly involves either reading or writing, as there’s some fascinating books in the library, the occasional game of Risk, and I normally end up seeing The Doctor or Sirrus . That is, of course, when this place isn’t falling into ruin. 6. What job has your warden assigned to you? None as yet. I have insisted to both of them that I could be of assistance to Security, but neither of them wanted to know. 7. What was your initial reaction upon meeting your warden? I had already met him several times whilst on board. So disappointment. 8. What are your hobbies? Playing Risk and chess. Researching and reading about criminology and conspiracies. I also collect maps, mainly of Ankh-Morpork, but of other places on the Disc as well. 9. In one word, how would you describe your warden? Eccentric. 10. What is the most important rule to follow, as an inmate? Never to be weak in the face of your warden, and to never lower yourself to the criminal class of inmate - or at least to find the balance between the two. 11. What is your ideal holiday destination? I’ve always wanted to go to Quirm. 12. What is the worst moment you’ve experienced aboard the Barge? I refuse to answer this question. 13. What is the best moment you’ve experienced aboard the Barge? Do I really have to pick...? the realisation that Zero was hardly a punishment by my standards. 14. Do you feel you have improved since arriving here? Define improved. In fact, yes. I’ve realised several things about my methods in relation to my warden, if nothing else. As for improved in the sense I feel you’re after? Probably not. 15. How many times have you died? Only the first time. 16. If you were an animal, what animal would you be, and why? A mouse. 17. Do you feel that you know your fellow inmates well? I know the ones who count as well as they know me. The rest are inconsequential. 18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I’d like a sense of rhythm, if this is an offer. 19. If you could change one thing about your warden, what would it be? He would not be so naive and would understand what is necessary. 20. Do you want to graduate? Given that I do not believe I deserve to be imprisoned, yes, I do. 21. How do you feel? Generally? There’s a great sense of injustice.
Multiple Choice Questions:
1. You discover one warden is a criminal and ought to be an inmate. Do you: a. Ignore the situation. b. Report the situation to the Admiral. - or to the other Wardens, in the vague hope they’ll do their job. I’d even offer them my assistance in such a case. c. Plan a riot.
2. Of the choices, which would you prefer for your employment? a. Lifeguard b. Law enforcement - goes without saying, does it not? c. Computer Technician d. Sanitation Worker
3. If you could have one of the following historical figures for a warden, which would you choose, based on their ability to do the job capably and fairly? Please research your answer. a. Abraham Lincoln b. Socrates c. Wyatt Earp d. Che Guevera
Rate the following on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being “Poor” and 10 being “Excellent”.
1. Your warden’s behavior. 9. 2. Your warden’s effectiveness. 2. 3. Your behavior. 9. 4. Your warden’s hygiene and cleanliness. 9. 5. Your hygiene and cleanliness. 9. 6. The quality of the food. 8. 7. Your communication with the wardens in general. 2 (this is quite relative on the warden in question. One in particular gets a -4) 8. Your communication with your warden. 3. 9. Your warden’s ability to communicate. 4. 10. The likelihood that you will graduate within the next six months. depends how quickly you come to your senses. Which seems incredibly unlikely. 1.
Warden’s Name: The Doctor (the-one-with-the-scarf)
1. How long have you been here? Nearly three months.
2. Do you believe you belong here? No.
3. If you were a color, what color would you be, and why? Orange.
4. How many wardens have you had? Two.
5. Describe your average day aboard the Barge. It mainly involves either reading or writing, as there’s some fascinating books in the library, the occasional game of Risk, and I normally end up seeing The Doctor or Sirrus . That is, of course, when this place isn’t falling into ruin.
6. What job has your warden assigned to you? None as yet. I have insisted to both of them that I could be of assistance to Security, but neither of them wanted to know.
7. What was your initial reaction upon meeting your warden? I had already met him several times whilst on board. So disappointment.
8. What are your hobbies? Playing Risk and chess. Researching and reading about criminology and conspiracies. I also collect maps, mainly of Ankh-Morpork, but of other places on the Disc as well.
9. In one word, how would you describe your warden? Eccentric.
10. What is the most important rule to follow, as an inmate? Never to be weak in the face of your warden, and to never lower yourself to the criminal class of inmate - or at least to find the balance between the two.
11. What is your ideal holiday destination? I’ve always wanted to go to Quirm.
12. What is the worst moment you’ve experienced aboard the Barge? I refuse to answer this question.
13. What is the best moment you’ve experienced aboard the Barge? Do I really have to pick...? the realisation that Zero was hardly a punishment by my standards.
14. Do you feel you have improved since arriving here? Define improved. In fact, yes. I’ve realised several things about my methods in relation to my warden, if nothing else. As for improved in the sense I feel you’re after? Probably not.
15. How many times have you died? Only the first time.
16. If you were an animal, what animal would you be, and why? A mouse.
17. Do you feel that you know your fellow inmates well? I know the ones who count as well as they know me. The rest are inconsequential.
18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I’d like a sense of rhythm, if this is an offer.
19. If you could change one thing about your warden, what would it be? He would not be so naive and would understand what is necessary.
20. Do you want to graduate? Given that I do not believe I deserve to be imprisoned, yes, I do.
21. How do you feel? Generally? There’s a great sense of injustice.
Multiple Choice Questions:
1. You discover one warden is a criminal and ought to be an inmate. Do you:
a. Ignore the situation.
b. Report the situation to the Admiral. - or to the other Wardens, in the vague hope they’ll do their job. I’d even offer them my assistance in such a case.
c. Plan a riot.
2. Of the choices, which would you prefer for your employment?
a. Lifeguard
b. Law enforcement - goes without saying, does it not?
c. Computer Technician
d. Sanitation Worker
3. If you could have one of the following historical figures for a warden, which would you choose, based on their ability to do the job capably and fairly? Please research your answer.
a. Abraham Lincoln
b. Socrates
c. Wyatt Earp
d. Che Guevera
Rate the following on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being “Poor” and 10 being “Excellent”.
1. Your warden’s behavior. 9.
2. Your warden’s effectiveness. 2.
3. Your behavior. 9.
4. Your warden’s hygiene and cleanliness. 9.
5. Your hygiene and cleanliness. 9.
6. The quality of the food. 8.
7. Your communication with the wardens in general. 2 (this is quite relative on the warden in question. One in particular gets a -4)
8. Your communication with your warden. 3.
9. Your warden’s ability to communicate. 4.
10. The likelihood that you will graduate within the next six months. depends how quickly you come to your senses. Which seems incredibly unlikely. 1.
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