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onderhaus

Failed Private to Mason - Rube forgot to lock it.

Sep 27, 2009 18:14

Mason, you stupid fuck, you'd better not have been the Mason that guy's talking about. There better be some other Mason on board, who was stealing from people.

I've got this feeling, though, that it was you, because you're that much of a fuck-up.It was you, wasn't it ( Read more... )

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vintage_brit September 27 2009, 18:51:27 UTC

It really wasn't me, I swear to fucking god, Rube. I have no bloody clue what you're talking about.

onderhaus September 27 2009, 19:12:10 UTC

You lying to me? You better not be fucking lying to me.

I'll find out if you are. Best come clean if it was you.

vintage_brit September 27 2009, 19:15:59 UTC

I have an evil twin. Like, Superman. Clearly, this is the work of nefare evil forces.

1/2 onderhaus September 27 2009, 19:16:46 UTC

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2/2 onderhaus September 27 2009, 19:18:05 UTC

I told Sexby to leave you in Level 0 for a few days; you can think this whole lie over while you're there, you dumb fuck.

Meanwhile, watch out for Q. Looks like he's going to smite you if you don't fess up and return his inmate's things.

vintage_brit September 27 2009, 19:21:31 UTC

Let me tell you something about your Mr. Sexby. I didn't want this to come out but he is really fucking irritating me.

Mr. Sexby is clinically insane.

onderhaus September 27 2009, 19:26:59 UTC

Is that so?

And when did you earn a fucking medical degree?

vintage_brit September 27 2009, 19:32:50 UTC

Well... I... He blithers, Rube! There's a fucking great lot of blithering for somebody who's supposed to be "sane," you know what I mean?

I must've been brainwashed by my evil twin who went and sent his pet screeching howler monkey Sexby to pretend like he's caught me in some fucking act of something!

onderhaus September 27 2009, 19:38:26 UTC

If blithering is a sign of insanity, maybe you should think about seeking help, you know what I mean?

vintage_brit September 27 2009, 19:41:36 UTC

I think your wrath should be directed at the people who are very obviously to blame here. Which is Sexby and Bizarro Me.

onderhaus September 27 2009, 19:44:54 UTC

Trust me, there's no need for a bizarro you.

Give Amber her shit back and get it over with. Maybe the other wardens won't come kick your ass. Or maybe they'll all do it at once, instead of one at a time.

vintage_brit September 27 2009, 19:55:32 UTC

Yeah but...

I prefer my ass unkicked entirely.

onderhaus September 27 2009, 19:57:58 UTC

You probably should have considered that when you woke up this morning and thought, "Gee, I think I'll break into a few rooms and take things that don't fucking belong to me."

vintage_brit September 27 2009, 21:34:12 UTC

I was brainwashed!

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