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When the devil is too busy...
... And death is just too much...
They call on me, by name you see! For my special... touch.
To the gentlemen... I'm Miss Fortune.
To the ladies, I'm Sir Prize.
But call me by any name, any way it's all the saaaaaame!
I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the pea in your bed, I'm a bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip!
I'm the thorn in your side, that makes you wriggle and writhe!
And it's so easy when you're evil!
This is the life you see, the devil tips his hat to me!
I do it all because I'm evil!
And I do it all for freeeeeeeee...
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need!
While there's children to make sad
While there's candy to be had
While there's pockets left to pick
While there's grannies to trip down the stairs
I'll be there, I'm waiting around the corner
It's a game I'm glad I'm in it!
'Cause there's one born every minute
And it's so easy when you're evil!
This is the life you see, the devil tips his hat to me!
I do it all because I'm evil!
And I do it all for freeeeeeeee...
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need!
I pledge my allegiance
to all things daaaark!
And I promise on my damned soul, to do as I'm told!
Lord Be-el-ze-bub!
Has nev-er seen a sol-dier quite like me!
Who does his job and does it hap-pil-ly!
I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm a dagger in your back
An extra turn upon the rack!
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain! A sudden start!
And it's so easy when you're evil!
This is the life you see, the devil tips his hat to me!
I do it all because I'm evil!
And I do it all for freeeeeeeee...
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need!
And I do it all for freeeeeeeee...
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need!
... It gets so... lonely being evil...
What I'd do to see a smile...
Even for... a little while...
And no one loves you when you're evil...
I'm lying through my teeth!
YOUR TEARS ARE ALL THE PAIN I'LL EVER NEED!
... And death is just too much...
They call on me, by name you see! For my special... touch.
To the gentlemen... I'm Miss Fortune.
To the ladies, I'm Sir Prize.
But call me by any name, any way it's all the saaaaaame!
I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the pea in your bed, I'm a bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip!
I'm the thorn in your side, that makes you wriggle and writhe!
And it's so easy when you're evil!
This is the life you see, the devil tips his hat to me!
I do it all because I'm evil!
And I do it all for freeeeeeeee...
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need!
While there's children to make sad
While there's candy to be had
While there's pockets left to pick
While there's grannies to trip down the stairs
I'll be there, I'm waiting around the corner
It's a game I'm glad I'm in it!
'Cause there's one born every minute
And it's so easy when you're evil!
This is the life you see, the devil tips his hat to me!
I do it all because I'm evil!
And I do it all for freeeeeeeee...
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need!
I pledge my allegiance
to all things daaaark!
And I promise on my damned soul, to do as I'm told!
Lord Be-el-ze-bub!
Has nev-er seen a sol-dier quite like me!
Who does his job and does it hap-pil-ly!
I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm a dagger in your back
An extra turn upon the rack!
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain! A sudden start!
And it's so easy when you're evil!
This is the life you see, the devil tips his hat to me!
I do it all because I'm evil!
And I do it all for freeeeeeeee...
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need!
And I do it all for freeeeeeeee...
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need!
... It gets so... lonely being evil...
What I'd do to see a smile...
Even for... a little while...
And no one loves you when you're evil...
I'm lying through my teeth!
YOUR TEARS ARE ALL THE PAIN I'LL EVER NEED!