Second Chance Idol Week 2: Irreversible
Sometimes I just want to throw some shit.
Or better yet, destroy it. Turn into that old cliché of the jealous bitch who can’t be kept at bay when her man decides to go astray. Too bad for his Chevrolet. Ha. It’s time for a metal filet. Mignon. So long!
But why stop at a vehicle? From the window to the wall, I’ll have a brawl and demolish ( Read more... )
Or better yet, destroy it. Turn into that old cliché of the jealous bitch who can’t be kept at bay when her man decides to go astray. Too bad for his Chevrolet. Ha. It’s time for a metal filet. Mignon. So long!
But why stop at a vehicle? From the window to the wall, I’ll have a brawl and demolish ( Read more... )
Reminded me of this country song:
"Before He Cheats"
Sung by Carrie Underwood
Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink
'cause she can't shoot whiskey...
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick,
showing her how to shoot a combo...
And he don't know...
That I dug my key into the side of his
pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke..
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on
3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo...
And he don't know...
That I dug my key into the side of his
pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
'cause the next time that he cheats...
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
No...not on me
'Cause I dug my key into the side of his
pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
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There's also a fun Jazmin Sullivan song, "I Bust the Windows Out Your Car"...:)
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I heart this entry.
I'm voting for you so you can keep this up!
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