*dead*
Name: Pandemic
Type: parasite
Symptoms: high blood-pressure, insomnia, getting fat
Resistance: navigating away IV, need to pee II, need to eat III, need to sleep V
Transmission: internet, casual contact
Traits: durable, parasite, frustrating
Cure?: disease has mutated and is now immune to everything (even killing those three bastards who did this to me)
Type: parasite
Symptoms: high blood-pressure, insomnia, getting fat
Resistance: navigating away IV, need to pee II, need to eat III, need to sleep V
Transmission: internet, casual contact
Traits: durable, parasite, frustrating
Cure?: disease has mutated and is now immune to everything (even killing those three bastards who did this to me)