well hello
So its been a while, i love my new house. it roxors and im just chillin out in it. Now normally im not a hating person, but it has come to my attention that there are several people who in my opinion, should just die. Its not that i want to kill them, or even anyone I know to kill them. In the words of stewie, i just dont want them alive anymore. I might even have a chuckle or two when they die.
Like if they spontaneously combusted, or find themselves all of a sudden allergic to water. By the way thats really possible. Theres a girl out there who is allergic to water, and she lathers herself up with this balm so know water gets on her. She drinks through an iv.
And heres another thing. You know when your watching tv and a commercial for some sort of drug. And its either the really weird kind when everyone has bird flu, cat aids, or like possum gonorrhea and the people are really happy and just living life not having sex with anyone. or its the kind of ad with a bunch or drinking women talking about taking the pill. My question is, how are all these people so knowledgeable about every aspect of this drug. i mean i was sick last week and was on some sort of pills and i knew shit of what i had, and shit of what i was taking. i could have turned into a lizard like in nice dreams, and i would have had no idea. i mean i realize you have herpes but really, how much about herpes and all the drugs do you need to know. Isnt that why we have doctors. Either way hers my list that i can remember for right now.
1. That doctor chick on Greys anatomy. I dont know who she is but she should die. This is one i would pay to watch die actually. She makes a patient (who shes sleeping with) sicker, so he can get a heart before this other guy whos supposed to get it. And this other guys had kids who were orphaned, and the first guy who was getting lucky in his bed at the hospital ended up dying anyway. Crazy bitch needs to die also.
2. People that mess with people who are fucked up. That aint cool man
3. The man. i dont know where he is right know but he should go down
4. now i know this is really soon, but Steve Corwin. And dont get me wrong, i loved the guy. I used to watch his show all the time, i thought he was hilarious. But as much of a badass/dumbass he was, you gotta wonder, this guys should have died years ago. I wonder what animal is a big enough boss to pown the croc hunter. I mean think about it, whatever kills steve corwin is an animal you dont want to fuck with. Fucking sting rays.
5. Tom Cruise. ill give this guy some time to redeem himself, but his name is already in the book. Man the guy is getting payed because someone made a sculpture of his babies first poop. And hes one crazy mama jamma.
6. Ethan Sperry's brother. Ethan Sperry is my choir conductor, one of the most amazing people i know. his brother got married this weekend, so ethan was at the wedding. Because im in two of ethan's choirs that means i have retreats the next two weekends. Which means im probably going to have to miss two awesome meals, and possibly not see my friends. Not cool other sperry...not cool
7. Tupac. We all know he aint dead, but he should be. Come on man dont sell out, live up to your own hype. Die
8. Silas. You would only understand this if you watch the show weeds, but trust me on this. The guys a douche. Like worse than a regular kind, hes a cum bubble.
9. Phones. I know this ones not a person, but i still dont like them and they should die.
10. Chuck Norris. This ones for two reasons. One im sick of the chuck norris jokes. Two as much as i hate the jokes, you dont mess with chuck norris and im just really curious on how he would die; same as steve corwin.
Someone that just took themselves off the list is Ashton Kutcher. I liked him in dude wheres my car, and that 70's show, but he pretty much sucked in everything else. hes just an over privileged white kid who gets away with the most dumbest shit. and he got to marry the chick from strip tease. Actually thats neither good nor bad. either way hes making a movie about the coast guard so hes off the list.
Also i need a name for my house, so if anyones got a good one, let me know. So far we're thinking 'Two hippies & a bookie'
That all i really got.
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Like if they spontaneously combusted, or find themselves all of a sudden allergic to water. By the way thats really possible. Theres a girl out there who is allergic to water, and she lathers herself up with this balm so know water gets on her. She drinks through an iv.
And heres another thing. You know when your watching tv and a commercial for some sort of drug. And its either the really weird kind when everyone has bird flu, cat aids, or like possum gonorrhea and the people are really happy and just living life not having sex with anyone. or its the kind of ad with a bunch or drinking women talking about taking the pill. My question is, how are all these people so knowledgeable about every aspect of this drug. i mean i was sick last week and was on some sort of pills and i knew shit of what i had, and shit of what i was taking. i could have turned into a lizard like in nice dreams, and i would have had no idea. i mean i realize you have herpes but really, how much about herpes and all the drugs do you need to know. Isnt that why we have doctors. Either way hers my list that i can remember for right now.
1. That doctor chick on Greys anatomy. I dont know who she is but she should die. This is one i would pay to watch die actually. She makes a patient (who shes sleeping with) sicker, so he can get a heart before this other guy whos supposed to get it. And this other guys had kids who were orphaned, and the first guy who was getting lucky in his bed at the hospital ended up dying anyway. Crazy bitch needs to die also.
2. People that mess with people who are fucked up. That aint cool man
3. The man. i dont know where he is right know but he should go down
4. now i know this is really soon, but Steve Corwin. And dont get me wrong, i loved the guy. I used to watch his show all the time, i thought he was hilarious. But as much of a badass/dumbass he was, you gotta wonder, this guys should have died years ago. I wonder what animal is a big enough boss to pown the croc hunter. I mean think about it, whatever kills steve corwin is an animal you dont want to fuck with. Fucking sting rays.
5. Tom Cruise. ill give this guy some time to redeem himself, but his name is already in the book. Man the guy is getting payed because someone made a sculpture of his babies first poop. And hes one crazy mama jamma.
6. Ethan Sperry's brother. Ethan Sperry is my choir conductor, one of the most amazing people i know. his brother got married this weekend, so ethan was at the wedding. Because im in two of ethan's choirs that means i have retreats the next two weekends. Which means im probably going to have to miss two awesome meals, and possibly not see my friends. Not cool other sperry...not cool
7. Tupac. We all know he aint dead, but he should be. Come on man dont sell out, live up to your own hype. Die
8. Silas. You would only understand this if you watch the show weeds, but trust me on this. The guys a douche. Like worse than a regular kind, hes a cum bubble.
9. Phones. I know this ones not a person, but i still dont like them and they should die.
10. Chuck Norris. This ones for two reasons. One im sick of the chuck norris jokes. Two as much as i hate the jokes, you dont mess with chuck norris and im just really curious on how he would die; same as steve corwin.
Someone that just took themselves off the list is Ashton Kutcher. I liked him in dude wheres my car, and that 70's show, but he pretty much sucked in everything else. hes just an over privileged white kid who gets away with the most dumbest shit. and he got to marry the chick from strip tease. Actually thats neither good nor bad. either way hes making a movie about the coast guard so hes off the list.
Also i need a name for my house, so if anyones got a good one, let me know. So far we're thinking 'Two hippies & a bookie'
That all i really got.
pace