How fucked up I am!

[onceweightyeyes]

Achingly Cute Guy Who I've Been Flirting With All Afternoon During My Shift At Another Store: So, what store are you from?

Me: (batting eyes prettily) U2.

ACGWIBFWAADMSAAS: Ohhh, so you know my wife! Rosanna!

Jen needs a beer.