Dear Internet...

[onceravenna]

There are people on the internet who might be terrible pervs looking for pictures of people half naked.

Awful.

Criminal.

Comments

[failtorest]

Awful, those people.

[onceravenna]

Shameful.

I notice you live in London, which is a coincidence as I just happen to be in the city at the moment. Seems rather fateful, don't you think?

[failtorest]

Born and bred Londoner. Since I've enjoyed talking to you so much, d'you think you'd like to grab some coffee with this stranger from the internet?

[onceravenna]

I'm not a huge coffee fan. I was thinking maybe something more along the line of a drink or two? I know some fantastic bars.

[failtorest]

Well, then, you'll have to show me them.

[onceravenna]

You free today? There's this great place near my hotel called Hebe.

[failtorest]

I can go meet you there?

[onceravenna]

Meet you out the front in an hour :)

Screened

[comedesirenight]

Just promise me you won't go home with him. And keep your phone on.

Re: Screened

[onceravenna]

Jesus! Not you too! Rosalina's already giving me a hard time about it.

I'm just having a few drinks, for god's sake. Nothing's going to happen to me!