Does it tell jokes?
This looks cool.
I wonder what it does? It purifies tap water, that's obvious, but it seems to have so many more buttons. It makes hot water, but is that all? I bet it kicks ass.
I have one of those electric-shocky massagers made by the same company. (2nd item down here) You can't get these in the US unless you look in the sketchy mail-order catalogs, and even then they're sold as ab-pumper-uppers. It kicks ass. It makes the muscle fire over and over until it gives out and turns to jello.
The good kind of jello.
I wonder what it does? It purifies tap water, that's obvious, but it seems to have so many more buttons. It makes hot water, but is that all? I bet it kicks ass.
I have one of those electric-shocky massagers made by the same company. (2nd item down here) You can't get these in the US unless you look in the sketchy mail-order catalogs, and even then they're sold as ab-pumper-uppers. It kicks ass. It makes the muscle fire over and over until it gives out and turns to jello.
The good kind of jello.