To-Do List
Josh is coming on the twelfth which is Easter Monday and then leaving on the nineteenth. I’ve got the week off except for one day, the Wednesday, where I’m dropping him off with Charlie (and George, if I can rope him into it) so he can go and see Kurt. Honestly, he was so desperate I’m surprised he hasn’t appeared magically at my side he was
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Speaking of which, I'll deal with the spare room. Got to make sure that the interesting porn is out of there and that my mates didn't leave any questionable objects behind...
I'll also get on to Mum about the food. It'll please her no end to do it and the fridge will be so full you'll have no room to complain. I'll get her keys if that's alright by you.
*gasp* your... your parents???? You didn't tell me about that! Bloody Hell Will!
And I don't know what it is with you and soap... I keep threatening to get you the rope kind but you just assume the worst... I do rather like the squishy mat. And your knees are very valuable to me, darling.
As for the cleaning. We should just ask mum to find someone for us. You know to come round every week and keep the mayhem to a minimum.
The name for Lechter is Nutter... and how is Josh with guns? In case you hadn't noticed mine is home all the time now. I'm not getting caught out if that man comes calling. But if the lad isn't good around them, I'll make sure to leave it at the Yard.
You and that little tape machine.. *shakes head*
*holds up bulb* There's one thing you can cross off...
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There's no need to feel weird, and he doesn't bite. Honest. *laughing* First time we get five minutes alone then we'll talk about it.
Speaking of which, I'll deal with the spare room. Got to make sure that the interesting porn is out of there and that my mates didn't leave any questionable objects behind...
Right well just make sure the interesting porn is in a nice safe place that you can find it and he can't, i.e. not in the bathroom ... and what does 'questionable objects' mean exactly? *raised eyebrow*
I'll also get on to Mum about the food. It'll please her no end to do it and the fridge will be so full you'll have no room to complain. I'll get her keys if that's alright by you.
Sure, the only other person that has keys except for you and me is Jack but he's not going to use them now that it's our house rather than just mine. I'd like to meet your mom. *laughs* And the more food the better. Between you and Josh she'll have her work cut out for her.
*gasp* your... your parents???? You didn't tell me about that! Bloody Hell Will!
Relax! *hand on his arm* Climb back of the ceiling, it'll be fine. My mom's dying to meet you. She'll like you, I swear. And besides, there's no need to be worried about anything. I don't see them very often as it is.
And I don't know what it is with you and soap... I keep threatening to get you the rope kind but you just assume the worst... I do rather like the squishy mat. And your knees are very valuable to me, darling.
My knees are valuable to me as well but the squishy mat is comfy, isn't it? Should get one for the bath so we don't slip all over the place, the one we have has seen better days, I think. And look here *mock stern* I never had trouble with soap before you came along and wouldn't you think the worst?
As for the cleaning. We should just ask mum to find someone for us. You know to come round every week and keep the mayhem to a minimum.
A cleaner? We manage okay, don't we? *frowning* I mean ... it's not that desperate is it? *looks around* It's bad but it's not at crisis point yet.
The name for Lechter is Nutter... and how is Josh with guns? In case you hadn't noticed mine is home all the time now. I'm not getting caught out if that man comes calling. But if the lad isn't good around them, I'll make sure to leave it at the Yard.
Josh has a working understanding of guns. I've made sure of that. He won't care if you have one in the house and he won't touch it unless you get it out and give him it so it's fine. And you're not the only one with a gun in the house, babe.
You and that little tape machine.. *shakes head*
*grinning* How'd you think I remember to pick suits up from the dry cleaners? List: Serial killer, pathologist appointment, crime scene report, dry cleaning ... *laughs*
*holds up bulb* There's one thing you can cross off...
*eyes it dubiously* All right. But don't just sit it on the table this time, go screw it - - yeah ...
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All the porn will be under lock and key. *laughs* Questionable objects... dunno with those two, that's why I said questionable... Probably won't be anything. Turkish is dead orderly.
Ill get mum to start cooking. What don't you like? And she's used to cooking for a mob that all eat like me... even the girls...
I have to admit I'm a bit scared of meeting you parents... Was dead scared of Allison's parents too. They scowled at me alot. Didn't like coppers. But your's are used to that... Sorry I'm just nervous...
soap on a rope, love... maybe I put it too low for you to find... *chuckles*
I'll as mum to see if she knows any ladies who'd come in. It's a disaster in here and we aren't home enough. I'd rather spend my free time shagging you than cleaning...
As for the gun. I'm glad the boy is safe around them. That Lechter business has really been niggling at the back of my head. That is something we need to plan for I fear. But how do you stop a mad genius?
and I'll screw... oh you rat, you meant the bulb... should use it on you!!!!
*scuffle*
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We are, you know. Ignoring it won't make it go away *mock thinking* now which blonde haired copper told me that? Josh then we'll shag.
All the porn will be under lock and key. *laughs* Questionable objects... dunno with those two, that's why I said questionable... Probably won't be anything. Turkish is dead orderly.
You know when you said that you got my brain into gear? Questionable. Vanilla body paint, the kind that's sitting under the coffee table? I think that might come under questionable objects. *snicker*
Ill get mum to start cooking. What don't you like? And she's used to cooking for a mob that all eat like me... even the girls...
Tuna Casserole. As long as she doesn't make Tuna Casserole then life is sweet. My mother will bring enough to feed an army and she still hasn't realised I don't like it.
I have to admit I'm a bit scared of meeting you parents... Was dead scared of Allison's parents too. They scowled at me alot. Didn't like coppers. But your's are used to that... Sorry I'm just nervous...
My mom's never scowled in her life. And don't be sorry *smiles* it's natural to be nervous like this. My dad'll love you though. He never liked Molly if I'm to be honest. I think he always knew I wasn't happy. Now I'm happy.
soap on a rope, love... maybe I put it too low for you to find... *chuckles*
*rolls eyes* No, a soap rack will do. As long as you put it back where it's supposed to be ...
I'll as mum to see if she knows any ladies who'd come in. It's a disaster in here and we aren't home enough. I'd rather spend my free time shagging you than cleaning...
That means finding a nice safe place to stick all of my paperwork. Away from cleaning things. *sigh* It is that bad, isn't it?
As for the gun. I'm glad the boy is safe around them. That Lechter business has really been niggling at the back of my head. That is something we need to plan for I fear. But how do you stop a mad genius?
He's not a genius. He's just psychotic. But he's also pretty unpredictable. So there's not much you can plan for. But Josh is fine around them. He's not interested in following in our line of work though, he wants to be a nurse so he's not curious about them.
and I'll screw... oh you rat, you meant the bulb... should use it on you!!!!
*scuffle*
*thwaps him* I'll 'you rat' you. Get the bulb fixed then we'll discuss screwing ...
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Under the coffee table... is that where it got to? How'd it get there?
Tuna what? Sounds foul. Maybe it'll get broken on the plane... When are they comin again?
I always put the soap in the little dish..
And yes... It is turning into a disaster...
So Josh wants to be a nurse. Good for him. Wish I'd had the brains to go into a profession.
ok ok... I'll fix the bulb... where'd you put the ladder?
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But, love ... if we don't talk about him in the first five minutes we won't talk about it at all.
Under the coffee table... is that where it got to? How'd it get there?
It's highly possible, 90% probable, that we shoved it under there so when you spread ... that it didn't get kicked and knocked over.
Tuna what? Sounds foul. Maybe it'll get broken on the plane... When are they comin again?
It is foul. She'll make sure you try it too. I don't know yet, I haven't called ... don't be too nervous about this one.
I always put the soap in the little dish..
*raises eyebrow* Then how does it magically evaporate and move somewhere else when I'm not there?
And yes... It is turning into a disaster...
*sigh* All right ... someone to clean.
So Josh wants to be a nurse. Good for him. Wish I'd had the brains to go into a profession.
George, you're good at what you do. That should be enough. Unless you start to hate the job, then you get out. He's always wanted to be a nurse, after he got over wanting to be like his Dad. He'll be good at it I think. He's bossy enough.
ok ok... I'll fix the bulb... where'd you put the ladder?
The step ladder? Cupboard under the stairs ... I think ... *sweet innocent smile*
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Remind me not to ask you that kind of stuff in public... *blushes* And if your parents are comin that stuff is all getting locked up. Same as for when Josh comes. He don't pick locks does he?
As for the soap, my dear. When I go in it's always in the same place... *shrugs*
Good. I'll Call Mom on Tuesday.
Thanks for saying that, love. I am rather good at it aren't I? *smiles and winks* And your lad should talk to Abby. She can give him the whole low down on nursing....
Step ladder...*dragging kitchen chair into the hall and climbing up* Hand us that bulb yeah?
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